To be more gender-inclusive for non-binary people, the vagina should be called the “front hole.” We bring you this information as a public service because we know IHTM visitors crave, above all else, to be sufficiently politically correct. And inclusive. And stuff like that.
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Urethra! We've all got it.
This "hole" thing is stupid...... :)
New bathroom signs. Front Hole one one and Pole Hole on the other.
Keep your eye on the donut...
So, shouldn’t someone who understands female anatomy make this determination??? That particular whole isn’t the “front” one.
You are right. A womans front hole is her mouth, the hole we men hear from every day. (snicker)
Haha!
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WTF is a "non-binary" people? In computer speak binary is code for 0 or 1 so does this mean we have zero people or one people? Should my pole be referred to as a vaulting pole or a fishing pole? Isn't the politically correct term for my back hole the evacuation hole? If I tell my girlfriend psycho wants nookie should I say psycho wants front hole instead?
The idiocy of these loons astounds me more every day. I read something about some goofy broad who said she is "pansexual". What? I had to look it up! Apparently those who swing both ways don't like the word bisexual anymore, they are pansexual. What the hell is this country coming to.
I've actually had the pansexual discussion with someone. While you think you understand it, you've missed by a mile amigo. After having the discussion, I can say I understand what it really means to be pan sexual and I still don't know what it means to be pan sexual. Does that clear it up for you?
Does your understanding depend upon how much you've had to drink?
Could be. I damned sure couldn't understand a thing he said if I was sober. (snicker)
LOL...I was going by what I read on the internet, I had never heard the term before. And your explanation makes it perfectly clear.
"In computer speak binary is code for 0 or 1 so does this mean we have zero people or one people?"
No, they're non-binary. You and I are binary. Think of them as analog people. Instead of man or woman, on bit or off bit, 1 or 0, think of them as 0.14159265359 gendered (for example). What does that mean in practical terms? WTF cares?
I certainly don't, I didn't understand a damn thing you said anyway.
They're 0 holes then?
Some of them are kind of slanted holes.
And soon your dick will now be referred to as "Front Pole", fair is fair, WTF??...Watch a bunch of back holes!
I think the dick will be called the outer hole. And when a liberal opens their mouth we should call it the black hole.
Can we still refer to Chicago and Afghanistan as shitholes?
I think we are supposed to call them back holes now.
LGBTQIA? Is that what they're called this week?
We're gonna need a bigger alphabet...
A hole lot of nothing is more like it.
"...gender inclusive for non-binary people..." Is that phrase supposed to mean anything? It seems to be English, but the words don't make any sense, so it must be some new, trendy form of Progressive babble.