While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations,
Obama found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly,
a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
“Master, may I grant you one wish?”
Obama responded, “Don’t you know who I am? I don’t
need any common woman giving me anything.”
The shocked genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or
I will be returned to that bottle forever.”
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the
impertinence of the woman said, “Very well, I want to awaken
with three white women in my bed in the morning –
so just do it and be off with you.”
The annoyed genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
Should have put him in bed with a female rattlesnake, a female great white shark, and a lioness.
Fox's anchors' (Greta Hannity Oreilly) almost blatant stump for Trump has taken its toll. CNN beat them for the first time in 16 years. Now I think that has more to do with Fox losing viewers (I've stopped watching) than CNN gaining (Still don't watch).
Unbelievable, isn't it? The one news channel we could sort of depend on and they decide to go full propaganda on us. It's very dispiriting. Hannity almost makes me barf now. He keeps insisting that he's being equal, having Cruz on as often as Trump, but that's not the point: his storylines are all straight from the Trump campaign. Trump is getting cheating here, Trump is being treated unfairly there... nauseating.
The way he treated Cruz in that interview was nauseating. He wouldn't even listen, just attacked Cruz.
And he has the nerve to call the resurgence of the economy under Reagan a "myth". That admin. gauged the economy using the correct quantifiers, not the smoke & mirrors jive that Barry tries (and succeeds) to pawn off.
Drop in the deficit? Of course there's been a drop...he jerked it UP a trillion dollars his first year. 5% unemployment? Please. Even the left wing sites have trouble peddling that shit. Deportations are up? Only because they NOW count people caught at the border and released BACK as "deportations". And he's gonna hang his hat on the GDP? It's at an anemic rate. Despite his policies, it manages to JUST keep it's head above water. Only because he hasn't sat on enough of it yet. If he had done NOTHING, we'd be THRIVING at this point.
But to those that didn't live through the 80's, this shit is all Gospel. And the history books that will be written 20 years from now will deem it all as fact.
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I was in a pet shop when I noticed a Muslim girl with the
most amazingly colored parrot perched on her shoulder.
"Where did you get that from?" I asked.
"Germany. There's fricking thousands of 'em!" said the parrot.
http://itaintholywater.blogspot.com/2016/05/stick-with-camels-then.html
HA!!
Trump is the establishment candidate.
No doubt. Thanks for the link, good article.
While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations,
Obama found a bottle on the sand and picked it up. Suddenly,
a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said,
“Master, may I grant you one wish?”
Obama responded, “Don’t you know who I am? I don’t
need any common woman giving me anything.”
The shocked genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or
I will be returned to that bottle forever.”
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the
impertinence of the woman said, “Very well, I want to awaken
with three white women in my bed in the morning –
so just do it and be off with you.”
The annoyed genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt,
Tonya Harding, and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
Should have put him in bed with a female rattlesnake, a female great white shark, and a lioness.
Nipple Equality Matters ! (∙)(∙)
Topless Protesters Storm Trump Rally Demanding Nipple Equality
http://downstreampolitics.com/2016/04/30/topless-protesters-storm-trump-rally-demand-nipple-equality-video/
The left is always wishing it was equal to the right.
( o Y o )
Could Someone Please Buy Poseur Donald Trump a Clue?
He must get his news from Barky.
https://www.facebook.com/AngryBikerOfficial/videos/1619942471664575/
Fox's anchors' (Greta Hannity Oreilly) almost blatant stump for Trump has taken its toll. CNN beat them for the first time in 16 years. Now I think that has more to do with Fox losing viewers (I've stopped watching) than CNN gaining (Still don't watch).
Unbelievable, isn't it? The one news channel we could sort of depend on and they decide to go full propaganda on us. It's very dispiriting. Hannity almost makes me barf now. He keeps insisting that he's being equal, having Cruz on as often as Trump, but that's not the point: his storylines are all straight from the Trump campaign. Trump is getting cheating here, Trump is being treated unfairly there... nauseating.
The way he treated Cruz in that interview was nauseating. He wouldn't even listen, just attacked Cruz.
He ought to make this his campaign symbol:
http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r153/poppajoe49/Blue.gif
Pretty much. I was trying to get some news this morning, and when Geraldo walked in with Trump, I changed the channel.
MAY DAY! MAY DAY! Red Alert! Commies in the streets - be alert.
Bathhouse Barry re-writes history...
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/05/01/magazine/president-obama-weighs-his-economic-legacy.html
Delusion, thy name is Barky.
And he has the nerve to call the resurgence of the economy under Reagan a "myth". That admin. gauged the economy using the correct quantifiers, not the smoke & mirrors jive that Barry tries (and succeeds) to pawn off.
Drop in the deficit? Of course there's been a drop...he jerked it UP a trillion dollars his first year. 5% unemployment? Please. Even the left wing sites have trouble peddling that shit. Deportations are up? Only because they NOW count people caught at the border and released BACK as "deportations". And he's gonna hang his hat on the GDP? It's at an anemic rate. Despite his policies, it manages to JUST keep it's head above water. Only because he hasn't sat on enough of it yet. If he had done NOTHING, we'd be THRIVING at this point.
But to those that didn't live through the 80's, this shit is all Gospel. And the history books that will be written 20 years from now will deem it all as fact.