Whoopi Goldberg compares celebrating Christmas to getting an abortion. Because yeah, obviously those two things are the same, right? And abortion is like playing with a puppy, too, and hugging your grandmother, and praying, and… well, basically, whatever today’s random firing of neurons in Whoopi’s malfunctioning brain decides, abortion is just like that.

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Goldberg needs to thank her mother every day that her mother was pro life. Stupid bitch.
We should slap her mother for that same reason.
How do people Listen to that psychobabble every day?
The Zombies have already eaten their brains.
Whoopi gasbag has come off the rails...I can't wait til they cart her off to the nut hut....
This is the reason why Liberalism should be officially classified as a mental disease.
This crazy shit is exactly the reason these people lost the past election.
Aborting a child is the same as celebrating the birth of a child...
The conversation of the rights to celebrate Christmas (and why is this even a conversation to begin with?) is EXACTLY the same as the conversation of aborting a child (which has already been adjudicated).
What is going on? The other day she is like it is hard to talk to white people, because white people don't care about her feelings. She needs to calm the hell down and get some help.
To tell the truth, I DON'T care about her feelings, and I'm white. I think that's just a coincidence, though.
Not to her. Your Whiteness IS the reason that you don't care nor understand her feelings. Jedediah was trying to tell her facts, all she wanted to talk about is how she felt. It is a disorder of the brain I tell you.
Don't you have to have a brain for it to have a disorder?
Because if Mary had been able to get an abortion, there'd be no Christ, no Christians, thus no Christmas. Yep. Totes same!
So, she's actually has sex, with a man (no, Ted Danson does not qualify as having sex with a man), been impregnated and had an abortion? Celebrated Christmas to make the comparison? Goldberg is Jewish isn't it?
It's her stage name. Her birth name is Caryn Johnson.
But, she don't want to have no white people name, so she uses Goldberg. :roll: