Author: Kip Hooker

Desperate to appear relevant Melissa Harris Parody Rips off 20 year old Kevin Smith rant about the racism of Star Wars: The farce is strong with this one. (Warning: Language)

The 2016 Pirelli Calendar May Signal a Cultural Shift: Michelin called, they want their mascot back.

How political correctness rules in America’s student ‘safe spaces’: When they built the “safe-spaces” I said nothing, because in the cultural apartheid of the “safe-space” diversity of opinion is not allowed.

Black Pastors Expected to Endorse Donald Trump: This is shaping up to be the most interesting election cycle in memory, and we haven’t even got to the primaries yet!

Face of the New Democracy: Twitter is a weird/wonderful place and if you trawl it long enough you are bound to come across some weirdly wonderful things. And weirdly wonderful might be the best way to describe The Dirty Unkuls. So please check them out for yourselves and if you’re hungry for more it can be found on Facebook and Twitter.

US-Backed Rebels Release Video Of Dead Russian Pilot: World War I started over some big countries having aligned themselves with some small countries in a backwater. Let us pray very sincerely that this is not a Franz Ferdinand moment and that Syria is not to be our powder keg.

Trump: “It Did Happen,” I Saw Arabs In New Jersey Cheering During 9/11. This is like the time John Lewis accused people with the Tea Party of calling him the N-word, except in Trump’s situation there is no video evidence directly contradicting his claim.

https://youtu.be/XkqBXUGRTwc

U.S. Muslims face backlash after Paris attacks: 129 people dead in Paris and CAIR doesn’t bat an eye. Some possible vandalism and Ibrahim Hooper loses his head. Of course he doesn’t literally lose his head. It isn’t as though he’s one of those Christians living in Syria under a bunch of Islamic terrorists armed and trained by the Obama Administration.

Jewish Teacher Stabbed By ‘IS Supporters’: Obviously this isn’t the fault of Muslims. As every right thinking person knows Islam is not to blame for those following its teachings or emulating the actions of its prophet.

Gutierrez: Republican Governors Blocking Syrian Refugees “Despicable And Cowardly”: What is despicable is a member of the United States Congress serving the interests of Mexico at the peril of his fellow Americans. What is cowardly is bowing to the bullying rhetoric of this bigot and cultural imperialist.

Clinton Goes after Laugh Factory Comedians for Making Fun of Her: Hillary or Mussolini? At this point what difference does it make?

Bill Nye slams NASCAR in an epic take-down calling it the ‘anti-NASA’

“Here I am trying to envision the smart, efficient transportation technology tomorrow, and there is NASCAR celebrating a very old transportation technology of yesterday. You might call NASCAR the anti-NASA.”

A couple of things there Mr. Nye; chemical rocket technology predates the gas powered internal combustion engine by over seven centuries -even the more modern liquid fueled model has been with us since 1926- and pound for pound the average Nascar vehicle is far more fuel efficient than the average NASA launching system. But you’ve never let facts correct your propaganda before, so we guess there is really no reason to expect you would do so now.

Obama slams GOP for idea of religious test for refugees: If Obama is opposed to religious tests he is more than welcome to end the one he uses to keep persecuted Christians out of the country and in the clutches of the Syrian killers that his regime has armed and trained.

Muslims use #NotInMyName hashtag to condemn Isis terrorism: That is all well and good but these atrocities are not being committed in their name. They are committed in the name of Islam, and hashtags alone cannot change the teachings of Mohamed nor the example he left.

Syrian Refugees Arrive in New Orleans: It is now clear that Obama is intent on finishing what Katrina started. We can only hope that, given how fond they are of their guns down there, that if the barbarians attack they will find that people of this great American city are ready for them.

Spike Lee to Hollywood: You better get smart because whites will be a minority by 2043. Fortunately for Spike Lee he will still be a minority as well. We say fortunately because, let’s face it, being a minority is really his only talent.

Neil Cavuto embarrasses student who wants free college and has no idea how to pay for it: She says she wants a fairer education system and we tend to agree. A system in which the public is expected to throw away high value resources on low value educations for low intelligence people really isn’t very fair at all.

https://youtu.be/Zmji36q8E4o

Meet The Mizzou Media Professor Who’s Trying To Ban Media Coverage: For a change of pace instead of hiding from the light the cockroaches are demanding that the light hide from them.

https://youtu.be/QeS7DtYStcI

Claire McCaskill Tells All Men to Shut the Hell Up- If McCaskill is serious about not wanting men to talk to her she should just take her happy ass to a singles bar.

Scandal: Jews not invited to Swedish Kristallnacht commemoration. When you can’t invite Jews to your Holocaust remembrance because it might offend some crypto-nazi barbarians then your Kirstalnacht event is no longer a commemoration but has become a celebration instead.

SHOCKING NEWS: BARACK OBAMA ADMITS TO FABRICATING HIS LIFE STORY!!

From the forward to his 1995 Memoir Dreams of My Father:

For the sake of compression, some of the characters that appear are composites of people I’ve known, and some events appear out of precise chronology

Well, as a headline it is far truer than the one Politico employed in their recent hit piece on Ben Carson. And if your interested in some of the ways that Obama really did fabricate important episodes of his past please read this.

Watch Students Tell Yale to Fire a Staffer Who Upset Their Safe Space: Think the world is effed up now? Just wait until these over privileged Epsilon Minuses are in charge of it.

Flashback: Remember that Time Hillary Claimed She Was Under Sniper Fire in Bosina? Funny thing. In the minds of the proglodytes endless lies, scandals, bribes, kickbacks and felonies aren’t enough to disqualify #HillaryClinton from running for President. But let #BenCarson tell the truth and they all want to lynch him for daring to stray off the plantation.

Your choices for president: an android, a creationist neurosurgeon or a postcoital cat:

The absurdly long run-up to the US election has begun. This will be the first presidential election fought since further limits were lifted on campaign funding: a change brought in on the grounds of “free speech”, when the supreme court decided that the Koch brothers not being able to say, “We own the president,” infringed their rights under the first amendment.

Writers plying their trade to the highest paying giant news corporation would do well to be more appreciative of the free expression protections observed in Citizen’s United. Had things gone the government’s way -as was implicitly verified by then solicitor general Elana Kagen- the state would have continued in the assumption that theirs was the authority to ban political pamphlets and political books. It is hard to imagine that political newspaper articles, or those that pen them, would have fared much better.

H/T Billy.

Father, Adopted Son Seek Right To Marry Each Other. That would be one way of putting it. Another, more honest way, would be: Some time ago a man in his late thirties adopted a man in his late twenties so that they could defraud the government. And now after, nearly a half century of, eating their cake they want a wedding one too.