Author: Kip Hooker

Christopher Lee Dead: Relative of Charlemagne, WW2 commando, actor, heavy metal musician and just about the coolest guy in the world. One of a kind whom will be missed. Rest in peace, Christopher Lee.

Black Pastor To Al Sharpton: ‘You’re Nothing But A Pimp!’ With apologies to Huggy Bear, the good pastor isn’t wrong about the less than good reverend. H/T StrinaM.

Jeb Bush panicking to discover that voters just aren’t that into him: The GOP’s got no love for the poor man’s (figuratively speaking) Mitt Romney? Good.

It Begins! Montana Man Being Prosecuted for ‘Hate Speech’ and Holocaust Denial: In an effort to stop a man from talking like a Nazi the Flathead County prosecutor’s office has taken on the manners of one. This is chilling indeed.

Elon Musk Defends His Companies’ Subsidies: Elon Musk has invested billions in developing technologies that there may or may not be an actual demand for. If there is a demand for it he will be sure to reap the benefits. If there is not a demand for it he will be sure to pass the cost onto us.

Sneak Peek at the level of hilarity Colbert is going to bring to whatever it is CBS calls their late show: The only people laughing harder at this than us is a couple of Jimmy’s from the competing networks.

Fed policy helping rich get richer: We are shocked, shocked to find that when you create money out of nowhere and give it to the cronies that only the cronies get richer.

Boston shooting: Suspect plotted to behead Pamela Geller, sources say: The struggle is real.

One of the founders of Ben & Jerry’s has a recipe for Bernie Sanders ice cream How may children have to go hungry so that bourgeois fatcat Bernie Sanders can have his very own flavor of ice cream?

‘Tyranny is in America’: Anti-Muslim armed rally organizer says he’s headed into hiding after getting death threats. For all their talk of opposing “hate” the proglodytes seem to be missing a fine opportunity to denounce all the hate involved in threatening to kill someone for having engaged in some free expression.

Rabbi Jonah Pesner on CNN: Taking a stand against hate speech We hope the day never comes when Reactionary Islam has the power to show Rabbi Pesner just how wrong he is about them. But should that day ever arrive he won’t get an ‘I told you so’ from those he is insulting now. He will get their undying devotion to the preservation of his life, culture and people.

Bernie Sanders: Don’t Need 23 Choices of Deodorant, 18 Choices of Sneakers When Kids Are Going Hungry. Socialists don’t like choice. Mostly because, if choices are not taken away, the only people that are going to opt into their system are the ones looking to exploit those who will have already absented themselves from it. And having those kind of options makes it very difficult for Bernie Sanders to take any more control of our lives or for his economic policies to kill another hundred million people.

Academic Mob Chases ‘Climate Change Contrarian’ Bjorn Lomborg Off Campus: Shame on this fellow for daring to be skeptical outside an institutionally established “free thought” zone.

Jeb Bush Confronted By College Student: ‘Your Brother Created ISIS’. We find this students position to be untenable. There is absolutely no evidence that Barbara Bush was anywhere near Kenya at the time of Barack Obama’s conception.

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By George: ABC’s Clinton Defender-in-Chief. While the Clinton’s cannot be counted to stand up for the little guy it is clear this little guy can be counted on to stand up for them. At least, given how the top of his head is nearly level with the guy sitting across from him, we assume Stephanopoulas is standing.

Students discover ‘ginormous bugs’ in Michelle O lunch: Suddenly ketchup as the daily vegetable isn’t sounding too bad.

Chris Hayes to Discuss the Burden of Being Smart on TV: Just what is needed to boost ratings. A Chris Hayes special in which the burdens of being too smart for TV are explained but never demonstrated.

FLOTUS: Museums are for white people. She’s never been a real victim, but she plays one on tv.

Chris Matthews: Pamela Geller CAUSED Texas shooting by setting a TRAP for Muslims. Sorry Mr. Matthews but having admitted to getting man tingles down your leg has already put you on their list. No amount of opposition to free speech is going to help you now.

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Steven Spielberg’s Amblin, Syfy Adapting Classic Novel ‘Brave New World’: You might plan on watching Spielberg’s Brave New World on your TV, but it’s Obama’s 1984 that will be watching back.

FCC Commissioner: Feds May Come for Drudge Because their only real shot at winning the debate is to abolish it.

ACLU: ‘Black Spring Has Begun’ Apparently the civil liberty to blow up your neighbor’s car, burn down your neighbor’s business and break your neighbor’s bones is more equal than the civil liberty of not having your home invaded for expressing an opinion that offends DA John Chisholm’s wife. #WisconsinSpring!

Obama Makes a Joke(out of something other than our country):

On Charles and David Koch, who are poised to raise up to a billion dollars for a GOP candidate, the president quipped: “I raised a lot of money too, but my middle name is Hussein. What’s their excuse?’’

Their excuse, Mr. President, is that mounting a campaign becomes an awful lot more expensive when you’re running not only against the other guy but his fellow travelers in the media, the school systems, the unions, the DOJ, the IRS, the FCCCP, the INS, various foreign governments, the office of Wisconsin Nazi John Chisholm, all the vote buying programs collectively known as welfare and the Obama polling stations where participation exceeds the qualifying population.

Transgender teen wins right to wear makeup in South Carolina license photo: Fantastic. Now can anyone tell us when people are going to win the right to refrain from being the servants of the uber-citizens with an agenda and the price of a wedding cake?

Flashback: DA John Chishom’s Reason for Going Full Nazi in Wisconsin Finally Revealed! Apparently his reason for terrorizing innocent citizens and violating the civil rights of those daring to have an opinion different than his was because his crying wife was worried about her position with the teacher’s union. A position whose purpose, it seems, was to screw both the taxpayers and the students.