Michelle Obama: I Couldn’t Feed My Kids Right–Even with a Harvard Degree:
“I thought to myself, if a Princeton and Harvard-educated professional woman doesn’t know how to adequately feed her kids, then what are other parents going through who don’t have access to the information I have?”
Come on Michelle, just because you’re too stupid to know how to feed your kids doesn’t mean you’ve any business starving ours.
Wealthy Clintons Use Trusts to Limit Estate Tax They Back: Remember when Bill Clinton told us ‘I Thank God Every April 15th’ I Get to Pay More Taxes’? We are saddened, dismayed and even a little shocked to find out he was lying.
Thad Cochran: I Grew Up Doing ‘All Kinds of Indecent Things with Animals’ Experiences that prepared him well for his relations with the US taxpayers.
President urges college grads to take on global warming skeptics. Initially Obama wanted to challenge these graduates to take on jobs, unfortunately there weren’t any.
Pope tells super rich, bankers to find some ethics: Ethics are not what is needed. What is needed is the mechanism of responsibility (otherwise known as competition) which demands they serve the consumer or go out of business. A mechanism that has been legislated out of existence by the very state power this man seems keen to expand.
Rand Paul to Hillary: Take Your ‘Sad Song’ of Financial Difficulties to the American People: “Dead broke” comments continue to see HRC taking on more shots than Ron Brown in an airplane over Croatia.
Shock in Va Primary Election. Cantor to Lose! First Chris McDaniel forces Thad Cochran into a runoff and now this. The signs couldn’t be clearer. The Tea Party is dead.
Do I have to go on my knees? (grovelling apology from IMF head for incorrect warnings on UK economy): Actually we would prefer it if you would just go.
Two Chains Ask Diners to Keep Guns out of Restaurants: Attention criminals, Sonic and Chili’s Grill & Bar are now offering two for one drink specials during happy hour, a free side small order of fries along with any purchase of a regular size cheeseburger and an absolutely compliant clientele for all of your robbing, raping and killing needs!
Black detective reveals how he fooled former Grand Wizard David Duke and infiltrated the KKK. This is the first we’ve heard of this guy but we think he’s going to be our new hero.
Pentagon wrestles with false climate predictions as military funds shifted to green agenda: These stupid American citizens, if they would just accept that two plus two equals five things would go a lot smoother.
Obama Said to Propose Deep Cuts to Power-Plant Emissions: Not to worry. The massive price increases this move brings about are sure to be offset by the $2500.00 a year Obamacare is saving us!
Sky-High Demand for Luxury, New York’s Multimillion-Dollar Condo Market Booms: Is this what happens when the Fed gives 80 billion dollars a month to their friends and cronies?
George Clooney planning to move into POLITICS? Great, now the man can go from telling us how to live our lives to legislating them.
Donald Sterling ruled mentally unfit, can’t prevent Clippers sale: When fascism prevails you can be sure that it will have been preceded by a “good cause”. A cause like assuming the authority necessary to punish a racist a-hole for the crime of having non appropriate feelings and equally non appropriate thoughts. By the way, if you didn’t catch it, we clearly stated that Donald Sterling is a racist a-hole. So please don’t report us to the authorities. We would sure hate for them to confuse our love of life, liberty and property for a mental illness and then remove any of those things from us.
First lady: Rolling back school lunch standards ‘unacceptable’: We don’t know where Michelle Obama developed this strange passion for starving kids but it is certainly better than her strange passion for aborting them.
Politico: HRC’s new book has sold one million copies! She sold out of books almost as fast as she sold out her countrymen in Benghazi.
Where is Michelle Obama’s Hashtag for Meriam Ibrahim? (She’s Pregnant and Sentenced to Die): Right next to her conscience.
Naked Man Storms White House Security Checkpoint: Finally some transparency at the White House.
Restaurant with ‘No Weapons, No Concealed Firearms’ Sign Robbed at Gunpoint: Apparently the crooks weren’t the only ones ignoring the writing on the wall.
State Dept. Won’t Say If Christian Toddler Jailed in Sudan is U.S. Citizen: Obama inaction has led to the deaths of a lot of innocent Americans. But we pray this time it won’t lead to the death of one so young and so very innocent.
Suspended Cabbie Insists He Has Right To Wear Nazi Armband: ‘I’m A National Socialist – What You Guys Call A Nazi. I Am. I’m A Believer Of It’– Someone get this guy the memo, the politically acceptable term is “progressive”.
Pelosi’s message to grads: Be disruptors: Certainly more than just another “do as I say” moment from the woman that has spent nearly all of her adult life tirelessly working to disrupt our privacy, our paychecks and our health care.
Coke to Drop Controversial Ingredient Entirely: Call us back when they get rid of the high fructose corn syrup.
George Will On Benghazi: ‘Rather Less Significant’ Than Watergate: Watergate, if you are not aware, was a Presidential scandal which ended with Richard Nixon resigning over having failed to cover up certain of his underlings failure to bug a hotel room. It is also clearly more significant then any other Presidential scandal in American history including ones in which there was an actual body count, a guy was sent to jail for making a YouTube video, the IRS was wielded as a weapon to crush political dissent and a President finally succeeded in wiretapping a hotel room . . . along with all of the rest of the country that it was located in.
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