Author: Kip Hooker

Obama Names Himself ‘Scientist-in-Chief’: Being a convincing liar can get you pretty far in this country . . . at least as far as The White House. Largely this is because ascending to the position requires the consensus of a people far more interested in American Idol than they are in the American ideal. Science, however, carries a higher standard for success. Results matter. Metrics matter. And you can’t excel at it, or even consider yourself a part of it, if your only association with the discipline is anointing yourself its leader. To be fair to President Daft Vader this may not be his entire fault. He knows so little about anything that it is likely he is ignorant of this as well.

Killing of Texas district attorney, wife, seen as targeted: Some say it was done by a Mexican drug cartel. Some say white supremacists. And while we can’t really say that we prefer one party to be guilty over the other we can say that if the supremacists are culpable at least we will know that Eric Holder didn’t use any of our money to give them guns and there is a better chance that justice will be pursued.

Video: Planned Parenthood Official Argues for Right to Post-Birth Abortion: Planned Parenthood was started with the belief in the right of the few super-humans to sterilize and slaughter the many “sub-humans” that stood in the way of the society they wanted to build. The goals of the progressives have not changed over the decades. But it is utterly chilling that they are starting to openly express them again.

MRCOLIONNOIR Responds to Jim Carrey’s Cry for Attention: This Mr. Noir person is great. And we really can’t add much to what he has said here. So instead we’ll just beg Mr. Carrey to go against the grain a little and make a movie that doesn’t suck. That way our boycott won’t feel so much like a cheat.

Letterman Asks NBC’s Brian Williams: ‘Are There Gay Justices on the Supreme Court?A better question would be: Are there Supreme Court Justices taking the view of the fascists; that rights are not intrinsic to the individual but rather gifts from the state?

Free Angela and All Political Prisoners – OFFICIAL TRAILER: Oh the unfathomable amounts of absurdity one must embrace to spend four decades fighting the “prison industrial complex” by turning the entire nation into a prison industrial complex.

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De la Renta: Dressing first lady not top priority: Nor would it be ours if she didn’t have the power to make us pay for it.

Ben Carson To Beck: You Have No Right To Semi-Automatic Weapons In Large Cities: We had no idea that equal access to rights was decided by location. Be sure to check with the city fathers next time you think about exercising your right to free speech, religion, assembly, privacy or due process. These things might very well be restricted according to zip code. (H/T DefHarryMelon, thanks!)

Hitler Joins Gun Debate, but History Is in Dispute. According to the article: Advocates who cite Hitler in the current U.S. debate overlook that Jews in 1930s Germany were a very small population, owned few guns before the Nazis took control, and lived under a dictatorship commanding overwhelming public support and military might, historians say. While it doesn’t fit neatly into the modern-day gun debate, they say, the truth is that for all Hitler’s unquestionably evil acts, his firearms laws likely made no difference in Jews’ very tenuous odds of survival. During the holocaust Nazis slaughtered over six million Jews throughout Europe. And yet we are to believe that it would have made no difference if even a small portion of those victims had taken a National Socialist or two with them.

US unblocks $500M for Palestinians: This is certainly bad news for those Jews somewhat indisposed to the prospect of further slaughter from the Arab interlopers.

7 Liberal Hypocrites Who Call For Gun Control While Being Protected By Guns: Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to hide and die . . . while the rich “one-percenters” use the money we gave them to buy the very same guns they demand we forfeit.

Biden: Gabby Giffords ‘Was Shot and Mortally Wounded’: Rumors of Gabby Giffords’ demise have been greatly exaggerated. As have been the rumors that Biden has a functioning brain.

Obama urges Israelis to compromise for peace: So what is to be the compromise in a situation where the people of Israel don’t want another holocaust and the Arab interlopers do?

It is March of 2013 and Paul Krugman is going on about the Iraq War again: Remembering the anniversary of the start of the Iraq War is all fine and dandy -even if for some reason you can’t remember Libya or a President that has done more to destroy civil liberties than any American since FDR. But it is another war we are more concerned with. And that is Mr. Krugman’s war against the middle class. That is his war on the value of our labor. That is his war on the value of our savings. That is his war on any measures allowing us to maintain a greater say-so over our welfare than the planner baron’s have. And this is no accident. A strong middle class means no need for a tubby little statist that can seem to remember everything about history except for the part where his economic totalitarianism failed every time it was tried.

Gabrielle Giffords’ husband buys AR-15: It is unfortunate that a well trained, well meaning citizen didn’t have one of these at a certain Tuscon supermarket on Jan. 8, 2011. The tragic events of that day might well have been prevented.

Lindsey Graham Slams Rand Paul for Holding “Ridiculous” Filibuster: Obviously Senator Graham is more worried about the figurative death of the RINO than he is of the literal death of actual Americans on actual American soil. The founding fathers had very definite thoughts on men like this. And they drafted a Constitution to protect us from them.

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Wheelchair-Bound Girl Remains Trapped In Apartment 4 Months After Sandy Hit: This story is clearly a lie. Obama personally swam in and saved each and every victim of post tropical cyclone Sandy often times performing mouth to mouth and breastfeeding blind baby seals as was needed. Obviously the unpatriotic, dangerously divisive and hate filled racists over at CBS News hired arch villain Bob Woodward to compose this slanderous hatchet job for them.

Obama: “I Am Not A Dictator; I’m The President”: We think President Executive Order doth protest too much.

Eric Holder: The looming budget sequestration will make Americans less safe. You know what else makes Americans less safe? Weapons in the hands of narco terrorists. But that certainly didn’t stop AG Murder from putting them there.

Kanye West: “I hate business people . . . Since when was making art about getting rich?” Mr. West might be relieved to know that often times there is no correlation between making art and making money. Which is precisely why he is a millionaire.

Obama: ‘We’ve got to do some governing’ Bend over makers. King Barry needs more of your money.

Biden: Americans ‘No Longer Worried’ About Economy. Stupid, just like the economy, is something these guys just can’t fix.

Michelle Obama surprises Oscars by presenting Best Picture award: The real surprise will come when the tax payers get the bill for making yet another one of Michelle Antoinette’s fantasies come true.

Affleck Grants Wish of Ex-Ambassador, Thanks Canada in Acceptance Speech, But didn’t thank the Americans, and the CIA and State Dept. in particular. We’re just surprised he didn’t thank Jimmy Carter.

Rachel Maddow: GOP Embraces Ted Cruz’s McCarthyism We’d like to remind the Madbrow that for all his many faults Joseph McCarthy never put anybody in jail for making a Youtube video that he didn’t like. And whenever he helped rain down force from above it was from a tail gunner’s position. Not by remote control, and not against American citizens.