Author: Kip Hooker

Newsflash: AG Holder thinks knowledge is racist! Or at least he thinks testing the acquisition and retention of knowledge through written tests is. This is very a very curious thing to us. We strongly believe that much of what is truly evil about racism is the way in which it divorces reward from merit based on nothing more than the color of a person’s skin. Then again this is Eric Holder we’re talking about. And merit is the absolute last thing he would want his success to be based on.

Biden Calls Everglades ‘The Ever-Gators’: Looks live Biden’s Foot-in-Mouth disease is flaring up again.

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SNL’s Lovitz Slams Obama, Taxes, Fake 99 Percent-ers. John Lovitz is pretty pissed off that Obama wants to take so much of his paycheck away. Fortunately for the funnyman, after a rant like this, there might not be enough Hollywood money coming his way for Dear Leader to tax.

New trend is Alien to us: Apparently there is a new, and disturbing, trend going round with the hep kids of today. They love colon. They love to wear colon. They love to bath in colon. And they especially love the way the smell of colon lingers on their hands all day long.

Matt Ridley on Ideas having Sex, Free Trade, & Apocalyptic Science. Smart guy has smart discussion with Kennedy. Not the Kennedy that ripped off his soundbites from Khalil Gibran. That other Kennedy. The one that used to shill for MTV but has since moved on to much better venues.

LEAKED STRATFOR EMAILS: Democrats Manipulated The 2008 Election Results. It would seem that the 2008 election had even more in common with the 1960 election than we had imagined.

New video shines a light on all that hopey changey bunk.

New ‘terahertz’ scanner lets mobile phones see through walls – and through clothes. Barry and Reggie Love can’t wait to try this one out for themselves!

Weiner a jerk before crotchgate. With more Weiner probes producing negative results we hope that Weiner is finally spent and that Weiner will be pulling out for good.

Supermodel manhandled by TSA. Molestation at the airport . . . not just for kids and old folks anymore!

Alec Baldwin Hints at Political Run. Not content to con movie goers out of their money Baldwin will soon be attempting to take it from the citizens directly.

Former Soviet Citizen is Lectured on “Robin Hood Tax” by Flea Bagger. Apparently we’ve had it wrong all these years. The moral of the Robin Hood myth was not that it is wrong for government to steal from the productive class. Rather it is right for the Government to steal from the productive just so long as it is done in the name of those they’ve legislated to be poor.

Boehner: Obama Should Contribute 10% More of His Income to the Government. Personally we’d be fine with giving Barry a pass on not paying his fair share . . . if only he were willing to give us a pass on having to pay for everybody else’s.

Last time Axlerod got spanked this good he had to first get a reference from Elliot Spitzer.

Sebelius: Thanks to Obamacare, Law Student Can ‘Devote Her Career’ to Social Justice. Try as we might we can’t see the ‘social justice’ in a system that requires the tax slaves to keep churning out the very fascist vampires that devote their ‘careers’ to adding ever more links to our chains.

Obama in Colombia: ‘Part of My Job Is to Scout Out Where I May Want to Bring Michelle Back Later for Vacation’. Looks like President Greed sure has a big set of balls. Although this public display of them was completely unnecessary. We were perfectly content with taking Reggie Love’s word for it.

North Korea’s Kim Says His Regime Can’t Be Blackmailed. In Lil’ Kim’s case the old saying is certainly true. The feminine hygiene product in chief didn’t fall far from the douche-bag tree.

Spanish Company Will “Count” American Votes Overseas In November. It isn’t often that we quote Stalin, but in this instance please consider the following to be a chilling warning from one of the past’s most heinous despots: ‘It’s Not the People Who Vote that Count; It’s the People Who Count the Votes’

President Obama earned $789,674 in 2011, the White House announced on Friday. However, with this income, he does not even qualify for the so-called Buffett Rule that he has promoted relentlessly and the Senate will take up on Monday. With his income he doesn’t qualify for all of the millions that have been spent on his luxuries, vacations and entertainment either. But -like we’ve said before- Obama’s greed runs a world in need.

GSA official to take the Fifth. Fair enough. Just so long as we can take the Tenth.

Nazis Get Their Own Lobbyist. Uggh, wate hate Nazis. Especially the variety from Illinois.

Camus’ corner with Cosby! From the article: “Bill Cosby on Thursday said people who are critical of President Obama are “acting like they have no idea what he inherited” at the White House. Cosby compared the first four years of Obama’s presidency to the Greek myth of Sisyphus, the king condemned to an eternity of rolling a rock up a hill only to have it fall back down to the bottom. ” We think the Cos has got his myths mixed up. Sure Obama is pushing something. But it isn’t a stone up a hill. It is a giant wooden horse.

Hillary attacks Ann Romney for never having worked a day in her life . . . no not that Hillary. This is Hillary Rosen. The former head of the RIAA. A person, whose sole purpose in life, before becoming a Democrat operative, was to significantly reduce the quality of music in the country while simultaneously jacking up the price. Of course the real issue here isn’t if Ann Romney has a job or not. The real issue is all the other Americans that don’t have jobs. And the blame for that falls largely on Barry. A man whose work resume is nearly as thin as any kept woman’s.

Obama White House pays women less than men, records show: Someone call Sandra Fluke, The WH is denying women their productive rights!

Eric Holder Praises Left-Wing Activist Al Sharpton, Says Facts, Law Will Guide Trayvon Martin Investigation. Sorry Mr. Zimmerman. It looks like you’re screwed.