Author: Kip Hooker

It’s official, Michelle Obama is the Fry Nazi. We hate to say it but we liked her royal thighness a lot more when she was just patient dumping and living high off our dime.

Attack Watch is following Drudge, Glenn Beck and World Net Daily via Twitter. Which leaves one very important question to be answered . . . how come we haven’t made the President’s enemies list yet!

Former President Jimmy Carter says he supports the Palestinians’ effort to gain international recognition of their independence at the United Nations this month. The Georgia Democrat said Tuesday he wouldn’t be in favor of the Palestinians’ appeal to the U.N. if the White House had “put forward any sort of comprehensive peace proposal. We have a comprehensive peace proposal. Arabs stop the violence against the Jews. There, problem solved. Now give us the Peace Prize!

Solyndragate: Emails provide new clues as to how much White House knew, and when. But that might not be the worst news for Dear Leader. With his liberal friends in the media reporting these things it is clear that the rats know something the sinking ship might not.

GE to Buy Back Shares From Buffett. No word yet on when the American taxpayer can expect his reimbursement.

Sponge Bob is killing your kid’s attention span! Or at least that is what we took away from the headline. We couldn’t bring ourselves to stay focused long enough to actually read the story. But it is a yellow bird -and not the sponge- that should be blamed for that.

It is almost certain that the calls for moments of silence have, today, been innumerable. There will be no such call at the conclusion of this video. All the same your silence is guaranteed. And very likely your tears.

The dismal state of the economy is the main reason many companies are reluctant to hire workers, and few executives are saying that President Obama’s jobs plan — while welcomed — will change their minds any time soon. We love how they had to throw in the “while welcomed” part. It is as if they can’t decide what to fear more. Obama’s ineptitude, or his retribution.

Econ moron Ben Bernanke can’t figure out why consumer spending is so weak. Especially since he’s done so much to increase the cost of living by gutting the value of our dollars.

UK Postal workers refused to deliver CDs of Bible readings after deciding they were ‘offensive material’. Normally we’d considering the implications of an incident similar to this being mirrored across the pond. However we’re not so certain our own Postal Service will remain solvent long enough to adopt this sort of behavior.

One of the progressives favorite boogeymen is the so called system of crony capitalism. But, as Obama has so perfectly demonstrated with the Solyndra scandal, this system is as much their baby as anyone else’. Had things gone our way the free market would decide the winners and losers . . . and there would be no central economic regulators for these false capitalists to “crony” up to.

Woman dies after a hot beef injection into her face. Economy set to do the same as Obama prepares a hot pork injection he calls a “jobs bill”.

Obama wants “unity” and he wants service. And he’s not afraid of using the 10th Anniversary of the 911 attacks to get them. For unity it is easy, all the man has to do is start embracing freedom and property and we’ll gladly lend him our support. As for service, that is a bit trickier. We’ve already sacrificed enough for Dear Leader to buy votes and pay off political favors with. And with nearly three years in office we think it’s about time that this President started serving us for a change.

This just in, Obama intends to steal hundreds of billions more to buy votes and pay off political cronies with. He calls it a jobs creation program but -despite his call to extend that microscopic payroll taxcut- we know what this really is. Campaign finance!

Ah the new tone of reason and civility set forward by the liberals. If they’re not talking about bringing guns to the fight, calling Americans terrorists, telling their “enemies” to go to hell or promising to “take these son of bitches out” they’re playing video games in which they can slaughter “Tea Party zombies”. Nice. For our part we hope the Tea Party will respond by taking the high road and creating a video game based on an equally fantastic, but less violent, scenario. They could call this game “Low Unemployment”.

The Politico is reporting that Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano is calling out web news aggregator Matt Drudge for suggesting that she’s an ogre eager to invade the privacy of Americans and in particular those who travel by air. Well Mr. Napolitano, if the jackboot fits . . .

Sally Kohn asks: Do libertarians like Peter Thiel really want to live in America? We ask: Who is Sally Kohn?

Maxine Waters calls for a trillion dollar jobs program. But is reportedly willing to settle for just the trillion dollars.

Those hitting the road over the Labor Day weekend got hit in the pocketbook after gas prices nationwide rose by an additional 5.9 cents per gallon last week — to an average of $3.67 Monday. So cough it up America, those frequent Obama vacations aren’t gonna pay for themselves!

Hillary Rodham Clinton isn’t president, but Dick Cheney says that if she were in the White House rather than Barack Obama, then things might be different today in the country. Perhaps the former Vice President is onto something. Can you imagine how different the nation might be if there were still a man in the White House?

In a shocking revelation some academics have discovered that the Tea Party is racist! Amongst some of these crazy racist views are: The notion that all persons are created equal. That all laws should apply equally to all persons regardless of race, sex or creed. And that the President of the United States should be judged based on his merits alone. These academics have, so far, not offered any ideas on how to recondition the offending individuals to espouse the correct think. However it seems likely any solution will need to involve suppression of speech and removal of property.

The United States has begun a diplomatic campaign to prevent a confrontation this month over a Palestinian plan to seek recognition as a state at the United Nations. We’re not privy to all of the specifics of this plan. But we’d like to offer our own: End all foreign aid to the those calling themselves Palestinians. Defund the UN. Win-win!

Green Day frontman kicked off flight over saggy pants. The Obama era has has been hard on a lot of us. Even pop stars. Take Billy Joe Armstrong for example. He used to fight the man by opposing wars and Presidents. Now that he’s not allowed to do that anymore he’s been reduced to getting attention by showing his ass on airplanes. Proving yet again that the only thing sadder than a corporate pop-punk rock star is a 40 year old corporate pop-punk rock star.

Young Turk wonders if Obama is playing rope-a-dope. Sorry Cenk Uygur, we’re more interested in how Obama is destroying the country than what he and Reggie Love do in their private time.

In an international twist in the Dodgers’ ownership saga, Frank McCourt has been offered $1.2 billion to sell the team to a group indirectly financed by the government of China. While the sale could spell big profits for McCourt the players may be less than satisfied with the deal. Especially when they discover that their wages will be capped at 12 cents a day and in the off season they will be expected to “spend some time in manufacturing”.