Author: Kip Hooker

Chris Pine Does SNL Spoof of 60’s Era Star Trek: If Pine had given a performance like this during his first Star Trek movie we might have stuck around the second.

Feds in Florida: Burlington College Probe Goes the Distance. Why did Bernito Sanders do an about face and throw his support behind the Wall-street Candidate that rigged the election against him? Perhaps he was hoping President Hillary would be willing to pull a Loretta Lynch style cover up for his wife.

FBI Found New Email Suggesting Lynch Made Sure Clinton Email Probe ‘Didn’t Go Too Far’: Once again it is being shown that if Nixon had been a democrat the Watergate Affair would have ended with Deep-throat going to jail.

Ellen DeGeneres: Trump Not Welcome On My Show: Yes, but will she be expected to bake him a cake?

https://youtu.be/vUn8MuKaOxQ

Emmanuel Macron hacked emails: French media ordered by electoral commission not to publish content of messages Journalists could face criminal charges for violating laws preventing influence on vote Despite the best efforts of allied forces France appears to still be under Vichy control. Note: Yes, we realize Vichy was only in “control” of the south.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Actually we don’t really know when Cinco de Mayo is because using the Gregorian Calendar would be cultural appropriation.

Comey: Wikileaks Is ‘Intelligence Porn,’ Not ‘Legitimate’ News. It is not Comey Clouseau’s job to define for us what is and what is not the news. It is Comey Clouseau’s job to investigate, with an eye to stopping, criminal activity. Thanks to Wikileaks we all know that he failed at this job. It seems very likely that is the real reason he does not want us paying attention to them.

Seth Meyers: ‘Republicans Are Lying Through Their Teeth’ About Health Care Bill “Everything that Paul Ryan claimed to hate about the Obamacare process in 2009, he’s doing now.” And everything Seth Meyers hates about what Paul Ryan is doing now he did not hate about Nancy Pelosi doing in 2010. On the bright side Seth Meyer’s odious lack of self-awareness about his hypocrisy on the subject of hypocrites is far more hilarious than any monologue he’s ever delivered.

Dozens of Russian deaths cast suspicion on Vladimir Putin: When asked for a comment on this troubling assertion Bill and Hillary promptly responded, “Amateur.”

Samantha Bee: There isn’t a “smug liberal problem” Obviously Mrs. Bee wants Trump elected to a second term. How else is she going to stretch that fifteen minutes into eight years?

ICYMI: Bill Maher Called Sen. Warren “Pocahontas” To Her Face: One face told, one to go.

https://youtu.be/K_mggO-WPis?t=56s

The FBI Is Investigating Bernie Sanders’s Wife Over Sketchy Land Deal: For those of you that don’t remember Bernie Sanders is the socialist that wants to take over the health care system despite having no expertise in the area except for having run the VA into the ground; he wants to take over the banking system despite having no idea how production calculation or interest rates work and basically having the same economic beliefs as Mussolini; he is the man that complains about rich people not paying their fair share despite only paying 13.5% of his income into federal taxes; he is the Senator that complains of greed despite having three different residences; he is the guy that collected millions of dollars in campaign contributions to stand against Wall Street and then turned around and supported their preferred candidate. So it is little wonder that his wife would be the sort of person that would force a small private college to take on debilitating debt and then cash out a $200,000.00 golden parachute before her actions shut the institution down forever -that her actions may have been illegal, as well as immoral, does not surprise us at all.

Bill Nye Has Had Enough Of Your ‘Extra Kids’: No more an economist than he is a scientist Bill Nye has failed to grasp the elementary fact that destroying those contributing to the productivity of the world is the same as destroying those who are not.

https://youtu.be/eHmtn6gAioQ

UC Berkeley riots: Violence looms as mayor questioned over ties to extremist group: If you are not familiar Jesse Arreguin is the mayor of Berkley. There have been allegations that he is giving support to the political thugs that have been terrorizing the city. These allegations have been bolstered by incidents of local law enforcement seeming to be restrained from performing their duty of protecting citizens and property that are being targeted for violence by the fascist left. Note: Don’t blame the police for what you see in this video, it seems very likely that their hands were tied.

https://youtu.be/EGGGUhjoLpM

Ann Coulter cancels Berkeley event amid protests: First they came for dissenting speech and we did not speak out -because we were afraid of violence from the fascist left.

The most cringeworthy performance of the year —My Sexy Junk : This clip of cringe inducing insanity and industrial level derp is from the new Netflix original series “Bill Nye Saves the World”. A streaming television show in which Bill Nye does not save the world, or his dignity, or an audience.

H/T Not so silent

https://youtu.be/Wllc5gSc-N8

Bill Nye: Pruitt, DeVos ‘the least qualified people on the planet’ for their agencies: Says the guys whose main qualification for being a “science expert” is having played one on TV.

Leftyfa Nuts Unmasked at Richard Spencer Event Held Near Auburn University in Auburn, Alabama.

Two things:

1. Richard Spencer is a racist nutbag and we do not support him in anyway. But as Voltaire -enlightenment era philosopher, writer and satirist- put it: ” “I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it.” OK, so Voltaire didn’t really say it. Some girl named Evelyn Beatrice Hall said it, but Voltaire very likely thought it, and probably would have said it had he realized what an awesome statement it is. But then again he would likely have said it in French. So it might not have had the same gravitas.

2. Can we stop calling these people Antifa? If they were any less fascist they would be Oswald Mosley. Mosley was a member of the British Aristocracy and the leader of the BFU -or the British Union of Fascists. Just like leftyfa he and his pals liked to dress up and play pretend soldier in the streets.

https://youtu.be/8t-IT0fM-n0

Newsweek: Intelligence Reports Show Susan Rice Didn’t Break Law When She Requested Names Of Trump Associates. You might be asking yourself, is that the same Newsweek that sat on the Monica Lewinsky story? Yes, is is the very same Newsweek that sat on the Monica Lewinsky story.

CNN Exclusive: Classified docs contradict Nunes surveillance claims, GOP and Dem sources say.

One congressional intelligence source described the requests made by Rice as “normal and appropriate” for officials who serve in that role to the president.

Secret sources that work for the Democrats have advised a news network that also works for Democrats that everything was “normal and appropriate” with Team Obama’s surveillance on candidate and President Elect Trump; sounds legit to us.

When is the NRA complicit? San Bernardino school shooting comes after Republicans move to relax gun restrictions. Is it time to blame the UAW for every-time a crazy plows a vehicle into a group of people? Asking for a friend.

Panama Papers wins Pulitzer Prize for explanatory reporting: If these guys had any integrity their awards would have gone to wikileaks.

Report: China Sends 150,000 Troops to North Korean Border. Kim Jong Un-done?

CNN’s Interview With Syrian Backfires On Dem Narrative Big Time: Regardless of what you think about the Trump strikes against Syria it is always good to see a CNN anchor get the smug smacked off their face.

https://youtu.be/utEe1LLdB3k

Fauxcahontas Have Big Words About Equal Pay. But She Paid Female Staffers 70% Less Wampum. #ShePersisted, in paying woman less than men.