BREAKING: Trump Fires Comey Clouseau

BREAKING: Trump Fires Comey Closeau. Looks like Comey Clouseau’s gambit to keep his job by investigating this phantom Russian collusion/hacking -while ignoring surveillance abuses from the O Duce White House- has not panned out. Expect the tin foil left to come up with some theory about why Trump “really” fired him while maintaining the exact opposite tin foil theory in regards to Comey ruining HRC’s chances at being president. On that note there is one very important thing to mention and since we might not be able to mention it again we are going to mention it now: Comey Clouseau didn’t keep Hillary out of the White House, Comey Clouseau kept Hillary out of jail.

This post was last modified on May 9, 2017

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  • The John Stud act....

    The Americans With No Abilities Act (ANAA)

    The Senate is considering a sweeping legislative Bill
    sponsored by the Democratic Party that will provide
    new benefits for many more Americans. The
    Americans With No Abilities Act is being hailed as a
    major legislative goal by advocates of the millions of
    Americans who lack any real skills and ambition.

    “Roughly 50 percent of Americans do not possess
    the competence and drive necessary to carve out a
    meaningful role for themselves in society," said
    California Sen. Kamala Harris. "We can no longer
    stand by and allow People of Inability (POI) to be
    ridiculed and passed over. With this legislation,
    employers will no longer be able to grant special
    favors to a small group of workers, simply because
    they have some idea of what they are doing."
    In a Capitol Hill press conference Nancy Pelosi
    pointed to the success of the U.S. Postal Service,
    which has a long-standing policy of providing
    opportunity without regard to performance. At the
    state government level, the Department of Motor
    Vehicles also has an excellent record of hiring
    Persons with No Ability (63%).
    Under the Americans With No Abilities Act, more than
    25 million mid-level positions will be created, with
    important-sounding titles but little real responsibility,
    thus providing an illusory sense of purpose and
    performance.

    Mandatory non-performance-based raises and
    promotions will be given to guarantee upward
    mobility for even the most unremarkable employees.
    The legislation provides substantial tax breaks to
    corporations that promote a significant number of
    Persons of Inability (POI) into middle-management
    positions, and give a tax credit to small and medium sized
    businesses that agree to hire one clueless
    worker for every two talented hires.
    Finally, the Americans With No Abilities Act contains
    tough new measures to make it more difficult to
    discriminate against the non-abled, banning, for
    example, discriminatory hiring interview questions
    such as, "Do you have any skills or experience that
    relate to this job?"

    "As a non-abled person, I can't be expected to keep
    up with people who have something going for them,"
    said Mary Lou Gertz, who lost her position as a lugnut
    twister at the GM plant in Flint, Mich., due to
    her inability to remember "righty tighty, lefty
    loosey". "This new law should be real good for
    people like me. I'll finally have job security." With
    the passage of this bill, Gertz and millions of other
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    of the tunnel.

    Said Sen. Dick Durbin (Illinois): "As a senator with
    no abilities, I believe the same privileges that
    elected officials enjoy ought to be extended to
    every American with no abilities. It is our duty as
    lawmakers to provide each and every American
    citizen, regardless of his or her inadequacy, with
    some sort of space to take up in this great nation
    and a good salary for doing so.

  • This is getting interesting and very good. Seems The Donald may have Crumbles on tape saying that Trump is not the target of any investigation. Like I said earlier Crumbles tried walking in the middle of the road and got his ass ran over for it.

  • More nonsensical bullshit from the master, Little Johnny...With a kotex fetish again...Feminine hygiene products have special fascination for you do't they? Do you have a collection of them? perhaps hanging on the wall?

    • A lot of conservatives live in Kalifornia, But you don't know that because your spending all your time with your kotex collection. Again you got one thing, and it fails.

      • Cuckserative? You mean like your a flaming liberal anti Trumper..You don't know shit about who lives were in Kalifornia. Your lack of knowledge and Tampon fetish let people know that your an idiot. Wait Idiot may be too bright for you. Moron? Or your just a complete liberal asshole...You choose Tampax boy.

        • I am thinking that since you revert to childish and limited insults that you have some mental problems? Perhaps your stint in the navy as a laundry guy or cook didn't work out so well, lack of education, poor self esteem and some trouble with the law or superior officers? Maybe a stint in the brig or a demotion or two? After you got a less than honorable, you got pissed at the world, been through a bunch of sad relationships, and now you focus on insulting others as a way to get even, you know the victim mentality. That's why you can't come up with anything new, and if you have any friends, they probably think your a dumb shit. You immature posting revel a lot about your sad life and state of mind. That's why I am going to ignore you, fighting with the mentally challenged is inhumane and you have proved that it is probably a way for you to get turned on and get some sexual gratification when you post your seriously retarded drivel.

          You got a ten word vocabulary and an I.Q. to match. Sorry but, but TD and MO. (figure that one out) Your not worth the time since you can't debate on an adult level. Since I just insulted you (in your mind) I am sure your going to grab your tiny manhood and rub one out. Even your name is overcompensating for something. Get some help, or at least finish grade school.

          • Let me put this in a way your I.Q. and age can understand.."I know you are but what am I?"

            TD/MO

    • John,

      I refilled your meds and left them in the basement next to your Cheetos and Kleenex. Please start taking them again.

  • When you walk in the middle of the road, you get your ass run over. Comey had it coming and it came in such a manner that humiliated him. Right in front of agents in LA. Now the left has lost yet another person who has covered up all the shit that quagmire and the hildabeast were up to. When Crumbles gets his hearings, and the questions start flying at Comey they left will be wondering just why in the hell they asked for them.

  • And right on cue the demotards are running into walls, screaming and protesting the very guy they blame for Hitlery Bitch losing the election. Seriously, are there any libtards out there that are not completely nuts?

    All they had was shock and awe and it's become boring and expected.

    And they are all acting like Jan Brady again..Russia, Russia, Russia.....Clowns got nothing, and just lost their number one leaker at the FBI.

    I am hoping for mass suicide of the snowflakes now that they think the world is closer to ending. Their world, not mine.

    Perhaps Comney can attend clown college and start a new career.

    • Seriously, are there any libtards out there that are not completely nuts?

      NO! I have one friend on FB that unfriended and blocked me, and other conservatives, and has been ranting and raving about Trump.

      Clouseau didn’t keep Hillary out of the White House, Comey Clouseau kept Hillary out of jail.

      And, there's no better reason for him to be fired.

      • Well we know at at least one is completely certifiable...Mr Stud..Got knee burns from groping Hitlery's legs while she walks.

      • People who "unfriend" or block people strictly over politics are pathetic & are too stupid to be free.

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