China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics. Is this like a new Olympic Sport? And Chen Ze takes the Gold Medal for Anal Swabbing!
China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics
China brings back anal swab testing for COVID two weeks before Winter Olympics. Is this like a new Olympic Sport? And Chen Ze takes the Gold Medal for Anal Swabbing!
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I don’t care how hard I had worked: I wouldn’t go to China. And I wouldn’t compete against men pretending to be women.
It's so nice that they have a handy diagram for people who can't find their butthole.
Hire some gay dudes to do it. They know the way.
Awe man! Poopy butts everywhere! I didn't need to know this. Ugh!
With the Chinese government, one never knows when humiliation will rear its ugly head.
No ifs, ands or butts, this thread is going into the toilet.
I can get behind that.
After they get the swab, do they send it out for analysis?
If it's a false positive, do they call it a Bum Rap?
No more wisecracks from you.
This thread has hit bottom.
You think it's time for us to take a seat?
Oh, how sorely I have missed these pun threads!
Thanks for the much needed laughs!!!
Too bad you didn't arrive until the tail end of the thread.
It could have been I was just rearing up for something to say.
I came looking for some puns and was not disappointed.
Is it ok if others write puns here? Ass kin for a friend who said there's no end to this kind of crap. He also said ass pun threads are a perineal problem.
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