Coachella plans fall music festival with no performer under age 70. Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan, Elton John, Pink Floyd… hopefully they will have replacements lined up in case someone keels over before the concert date.

Coachella plans fall music festival with no performer under age 70. Paul McCartney, the Rolling Stones, The Who, Bob Dylan, Elton John, Pink Floyd… hopefully they will have replacements lined up in case someone keels over before the concert date.
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They will have booths for defibrillators, Ben Gay, ankle and back braces, a used wheelchair lot, Free walkers with Bernie Sanders signs on them,and a an army medical hospital and trauma center...Security will be provided by the Geritol angels...,
https://youtu.be/xczQ5c26pWs
They're almost old enough to run for President.
They will have to reverse the ration of handicap to regular parking spots.
THREAD WIN!!!
And a wheelchair accessible stage.
and a fleet of ambulances.
OK I get it.... they are very very old... and very very decrepit and falling apart and about to kick the bucket... lol
These rockers are so old, instead of raising Cain they raise their canes.
I don't agree with their politics or life choices but those muther fuckers made some good music.
Keith Emerson regrets to inform you that he will not be attending.
Who?
2nd best darned keyboard player in rock 'n' roll (from the bands The Nice and Emerson, Lake & Palmer).
He committed suicide a few weeks ago. Sad stuff.
Oh that is so sad.
http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110117/640/a_very_old_640_01.jpg
EEEkkkk that most be facial effects I hope
What are you talking about? That's Poppa waiting for dinner to be served at Shady Rest Activity and Golden Living Center. By the eager look on his face, it must have been Taco Tuesday.
Then I can't imagine what you look like, since I know you're at least 10 years older than me.
http://morgansmartinihour.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/Old-Man.jpg
LOL!!
His dentally challenged mein looks heartbroken. Hard Tacos again.
They won't be performing, either.
EWWW and I do mean gross... I wouldn't wake up next to that never no matter how rich they are...
LOL!! I knew who made the comment before clicking on the link!
Funny, I just now got home from this.
http://www.rockmeetsclassic.de/en/home.html
Joey Tempast of Europe, Steve Walsh of Kansas...he sounded better 30 years ago, but then so did I,Midge Ure of Ultravox/ Scott Gorham and Ricky Warwick from Thin Lizzy, Andrew Scott and Pete Lincoln from The Sweet, Dan McCafferty of Nazareth, Some one named Doro, and the Bohemian Symphony orchestra from Prague.
Maybe not quite the over 70 crowd for rock stars, but there were more than a few gray hairs in the audience, as well as a few bald pates.
It sucks to remember when they were on the top of the charts the FIRST time.
Edited for a better link.
Oh man. Wheelchair Woodstock.
"Hey man, want a hit of Geritol?"
Jagger has always moved like a Septuagenarian with Muscular Dystrophy, so how are we supposed to notice the difference?
I still love his music. Especially when they did the blues.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AiOTZ5y5ImQ
DAMN!!! You just destroyed him! LOL
LOL! Thanks sweetie!