Fat Sex Therapist blames Christchurch shooting on white supremacist fitness

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• What could she possibly know about sex to be a sex therapist? What's she's gleaned watching porn or Game of Thrones? No self-respecting man would touch her.

  • I'm sure there are plenty of low life dirt bags that would do her.

• Libtards go to any means to justify bizarre behavior...It always about them....everyone else is racist no matter what they do. If she doesn't like it here, put her in the ocean, put a sail post in her ass and let her sail to Europe where they gladly swallow this kind of b.s.

  WE are all gonna pay for her health care when she gets sick from being a Tub-O-Lard....

  I am seeing a mental picture of her walking into an all you can eat buffet and the employees beginning to cry...

• I'm not gonna take the bait.

  • Can't stomach the competition?

    • Maybe MGAP thinks she looks flabulous.

      • More bounce to the ounce, eh MGAP?

        • Reminds me the AC/DC classic, Whole Lotta Rosie… remastered in her honor, A Metric Crapton of Rosie….

      • MGAP likes to relax in the shade and she throws a lot of shade.

        • ...and you don't need a waterbed.

        • I flabbergasted that y'all think I'd be into a big liberal gal like that one.

        • Well, you'd never freeze to death if you can't pay the gas bill... only worry is whether you can fit her through the entrance to the igloo.

        • JP

          "only worry is whether you can fit her through the entrance to the igloo"

          I doubt she'd fit through the overhead door of a 2 car garage!

        • From her website, "she is a fat queer non-binary therapist working as a sexual violence crisis counselor." Sorry to break it to all you wise asses, she don't 'roll' that way.

        • Man oh man. Fat, queer, and non-binary? That's a load of weight right there. I bet she can empty out an entire singles bar just by walking in, putting hands on hips, and announcing her boner fides.

        • Theres a lot of heft to your statement.

          I work with a guy who says he loves his BMW. I'm like, "Dude, you drive a Toyota."

          "But I ride my BMW, big mexican woman." I got to meet her a few weeks ago and it was all I could do to keep a straight face while shaking her hand.

• Her sex therapy must start with "Roll me in flour and find the wet spot"

  • You would need the super gigantic massive bag of flour from Costco.