Kim Jong-un was a child prodigy. Teachers in North Korea have been issued a new manual that says the dictator was driving at age 3 and winning yacht races at age 9. Fine, but could he stop the seas from rising and shoot rainbows out of his hand?
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Does the book also say he eats too much while the other people starve, and his likes porno and has a bunch of hookers? Prodigy my ass, dictator and doofus.
But, he predicted Dennis Rodman would bow at his feet, or was that Obama?
What we have here is a dictator-off: Kim, Mugabe, Obama all trying to one-up each other in the messiah complex.
Kim's gonna have to step up his game, start shooting rainbows out of his ass or something. Driving cars as a toddler? Not enough.
Kim the first controlled the rainbows. Kim the second was born at the end of one ontop Mt Pikachu