PSA: Madonna did not violate election law. IHTM researched the matter and while it is illegal to offer anything of monetary value in return for a vote, we determined that with her advanced age and new habit of wearing a “grill” on her front teeth, her offer of a blowjob to anybody who votes for Hillary has no monetary value.


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Like a sturgeon
Gaffed for the very first time.
My wife just busted a gut laughing about this one. :-)
:D
It's illegal to campaign near a pole
I don't know....is there an "erection law"? If so, she damn well violated that....
Is that a boner fide question or are you being sarcastic?
Wood you knock it off already?
I wanna quit, I really do, but it's hard.
Well, it WAS hard, then I saw Madonna's picture.
Go for it! At this point, what deferens does it make?
I was going to chime in with a pun, but the competition is pretty stiff.
So I'm just gonna pull out.
You guys are dicks...
Hey, don't get pissed...
Libs will swallow anything when it comes to the clintons
There is not enough Viagra in the world for this...
Grosssssss
I imagine that grill is to cover her rotting teeth. That meth will fuck up some dental health.
Poor Madge. This is what happens to people that peak in their 20s. They waste the remainder of their lives trying to regain some of that shine and social relevance.
But seriously, besides me and probably Ghostie, who hasn't she blown?
Me.
Besides, she slept with Dennis Rodman, I wouldn't touch her.
She slept with Michael Jackson, I think it is safe to say she's used up...
That means there was most likely a chimp or giraffe involved. Just sayin'
She'd have to pay me. A lot.
LOLOLOL