Madonna did not violate election law

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PSA: Madonna did not violate election law. IHTM researched the matter and while it is illegal to offer anything of monetary value in return for a vote, we determined that with her advanced age and new habit of wearing a “grill” on her front teeth, her offer of a blowjob to anybody who votes for Hillary has no monetary value.

Author: J.P. Travis

Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.

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