Man is arrested by his Indian police after his smelly socks cause uproar on packed bus

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• I can't imagine how bad it had to be for anyone to even notice on a bus in India. Just make him ride on the roof with the rest of the passengers.

• I hear it really socks in those Indian jails.

  • At least they will odor him to wash his feet.

    • If he doesn't comply, they'll have to forcibly hosiery him down.

      • I can't believe you're in here pedaling another pun thread.

        • Someone has to toe the line. That's no small feet around here...

        • You have the sole of a poet... and the talent of a drunk limerick writer.

        • He's a poet but don't know it, but his feet sure show it, they're longfellows.

        • Heel be dancing on air after this running tribute.

        • "Dancing on air?" Wait... are you saying MGAP is light in the loafers?

        • If the shoe fits... No, I'll step away from that slippery slope.

        • Wait...

        • Thanks for stepping forward, nobody ever called me a talented writer before.

• LMOAO...The guy probably worked in the tech call center for Microsoft! Where Gates doesn't have to pay anyone enough to buy new socks or even wash the ones they have.

• The linked article doesn't mention the brawl that ensued among the cops as they fought over who had to put the smelly bastard in their squad car for transport to the station...

  • LMAO

    • They have squad cars in India?

      • Three wheels, motorcycle handlebars, room for two perps in the back.

• There is a Mitch McConnell joke somewhere in this story.