New superfood: organic freerange cockroach milk. If it’s healthy and nutritious that’s all well and good, but something tells us the job of milking those little buggers will be minimum wage.
Organic freerange cockroach milk
New superfood: organic freerange cockroach milk. If it’s healthy and nutritious that’s all well and good, but something tells us the job of milking those little buggers will be minimum wage.
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So how do you get the little bucket and stool under them?
Bots made with nanotechnology?
Mammotechnology.
I never worked on a dairy farm but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once and I'm guessing you need to train the cockroach to stand on his tippy toes.
His tippy toes? You know that's not milk, right? No need to train them, they'll voluntarily stand on their tippy's for a hand job.
I'm not even going to ask how you know that.
He asked a friend, I'm sure.
I'm not even going to ask why he has friends who know about cockroach hand jobs.
Just pointing out what I considered the obvious. You said his tippy toes. If you're getting 'fluid' out of a male, it's not going to be milk. The rest is common knowledge; a male of any species will voluntarily stand still for a crank job.
You don't milk the male, you dope. This isn't Poland.
By the way, do you know how to tell the male and female apart?
Simple. Reach between their legs and see what you feel. Lol...You guys are some sick puppies!
I can usually keep up, but gotta admit, I'm lost here.
Like milking the bull...
Loping the mule...
I thought Harry Reid retired.