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New superfood: organic freerange cockroach milk. If it’s healthy and nutritious that’s all well and good, but something tells us the job of milking those little buggers will be minimum wage.

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Not so silent
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Not so silent

So how do you get the little bucket and stool under them?

JPTravis
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I never worked on a dairy farm but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once and I’m guessing you need to train the cockroach to stand on his tippy toes.

MGAP
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MGAP

His tippy toes? You know that’s not milk, right? No need to train them, they’ll voluntarily stand on their tippy’s for a hand job.

JPTravis
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I’m not even going to ask how you know that.

flashingscotsman
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He asked a friend, I’m sure.

JPTravis
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I’m not even going to ask why he has friends who know about cockroach hand jobs.

MGAP
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MGAP

Just pointing out what I considered the obvious. You said his tippy toes. If you’re getting ‘fluid’ out of a male, it’s not going to be milk. The rest is common knowledge; a male of any species will voluntarily stand still for a crank job.

CO2Insanity
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Like milking the bull…

MGAP
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MGAP

Loping the mule…

JPTravis
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You don’t milk the male, you dope. This isn’t Poland.

JPTravis
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By the way, do you know how to tell the male and female apart?

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Simple. Reach between their legs and see what you feel. Lol…You guys are some sick puppies!

MGAP
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MGAP

I can usually keep up, but gotta admit, I’m lost here.

Dave K
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Dave K

Bots made with nanotechnology?

JPTravis
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Mammotechnology.

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

I thought Harry Reid retired.