Penis study measures 15521 to calculate average length

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• *Comes in... looks around...* LOLOLOL *Leaves*

  • Good move Kimmy! This was obviously a study designed by men. No one else cares.

    • http://gawker.com/5991760/size-does-matter-to-woman-who-divorced-her-husband-over-irreconcilable-penis-length

      http://www.someecards.com/news/dicks/woman-divorces-man-citing-penis-too-big/

      • So many puns in those two stories, so 'little' time...

  • Ouch! That was cruel KQ, just plain mean. Don't you know the truth hurts? (snicker)

• Flaccid length ? At what temp?

  Is there a correlation with how hot the nurse doing the measuring was?

  I'd get measured and demand a recount.....

  After some measuring and some math, you guys should be calling me Mr. ThatOtherGuy

  • Flaccid length is a difficult measurement to acquire because, generally, as soon as the nurse starts measuring... maybe that's why the study took so long to complete.

    • I had to get an ultrasound taken of my nuts. Cute latina walks in, greases me up,....yeah, flaccid. Right.

      • I miss out on all the good stuff.

        • When the results came in to the doctor's office, I considered asking to have it done again, just to be sure. But the ultrasound clinic was in Palm Springs, and I was afraid my luck would go bad. I could just see some big gay guy coming into the room with a smile on his face, and me running down the hall in a hospital gown with my backside hanging out.

        • And, having uneven length legs probably slows you down when trying to run.

        • As I often mention during political discussions, before I even knew what politics were, I leaned pretty hard to the right.

        • http://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2012/04/25/Wallem_1_0.jpg

• No wonder British women like American men so much. Silly me, I thought is was our smooth moves and sexy accents.

• I was kinda shocked when I first looked at the charts, before I realized they were in centimeters, not inches.

• *yawn*

• Was this an actual study, or was it just reviewing Jimmy Savile's journals?

• I bet that was hard on them.

  • Sounds like the study also had a softer side.

• Pretty sure it was the taxpayers who got the shaft on this.

  • Should a guy with the moniker "oddballz" even be commenting on this subject?

    • that's just nuts JP. Why you pecan on him?

      • I'm surprised to cashew you turning this into a discussion about nuts.

• I wonder if they got any stiff resistance?

  • The length of time it took to conduct this study is shocking.

  • Here we go...

    • Kind of a pointed study wouldn't you say old chap?

      • Yeah, that's the long and short of it.

        • I think they're giving us the shaft.
          Edit: someone beat me to this! it's hard to top! Erect my chances to get a good laugh there.

        • They'll obviously go to any length to get grant money.

        • I really tried to come up with a snarky reply but came up short.

        • That's okay... we got the thrust of what you were trying to say.

        • Sounds like a personal problem.

        • It was -7°, shrinkage happens. :o

        • "I was in the pool!"

        • fromunda which rock did these nuts come?

        • Looking at the results of the study, a very small one.

        • I was wondering how long it would take for this to crank up and become another groanfest.