Port-a-Potty Theft Leads to Pot Bust, 4 Arrests. OK the morons who tried to rob the gun store 100 yards away from the police department now have competition for Genius Crooks of the Month. We can hear it now:
Officer: Hands up! What are you doing!
Crooks: We’re stealing shit! What’s it look like?
This post was last modified on February 24, 2016
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Something smells a little off.
Still a bit fuzzy on the reasoning behind stealing a port-a-potty, was the bathroom full of pot plants? Or did they need some extra fertilizer?
LMOAO...This gives a whole new meaning to stealing shit!
Seriously all, why would anyone steal a portable outhouse? Were they going to take a long trip and a porta-potty was easier than stopping at a gas station? Did they need the toilet paper and didn't have a dollar? They couldn't walk into the nearest clap clinic and take a 3 year old copy of Vogue magazine? With a headline on How to Satisfy Your Man 10 Different Ways on the cover? I wonder how much cash a pawnshop will give you for a well used outhouse on a trailer? With no toilet paper because the pawnee already used it?
And hasn't been cleaned out?
I actually said those very words to a cop in Palm Springs. I had showed up early on the job, it was really cold, but I really needed to see a man about a mule. I guess the cop drove by, saw my truck sitting there with nobody around, and decided to investigate.
As I stepped out of the crapper, he hit me with the flashlight beam, which woke me right up. "What were you doing in there?" Astonished by the question, I said, "Stealing shit. What else would I be doing?"
Could have been preparing lunch!
Taking a wipe out of crime
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LSjuQyayCrk/Vs01Lgw8X7I/AAAAAAAA77s/tUfg4AcQKDE/s1600/1ninetymiles6xb0o1s4tkgno1_500.jpg
I hope it was some good shit.
Cheech & Chong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOnyw9QphzY