Possibly the Worst Campaign Ad of All Time

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• An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:

  “Want coffee.”

  The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.”

  He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

  The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

  The next morning the Indian returns.

  He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

  He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter:

  “Want coffee.”

  The waiter says, “Whoa…! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

  The Indian smiles and proudly says,

  “Training for a position in United States Senate. Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

• I hope nobody was paid, that was pathetic even for 8th graders!

• I hated Top Gun. That movie sucked so much suckage.

  Veteran... vote for me because I am a veteran... desperate... bitch Dan... what are YOU doing that is awesome or different than Barbara? I am GUESSING Obamacare is your thing? please... I hope you lose

  • Top Gun sucked so bad it gave the word 'suck' a bad reputation by merely being used in the same sentence as TG in reviews.

  • I don't think his intention is to win. If I had to guess I would say this guy is looking to become an internet meme or a synonym for awful (or a more colorful word) in the Urban Dictionary.

• And the liberal attempt to redefine words continues: now "Centrist" means supporting Planned Parenthood AND Obamacare.

  • Well, they can't win arguments using words as they are defined now.

• Amazing they didn't all flop on the floor and have simultaneous orgasms.

  • I am amazed!

• "Ba dup, ba dup..." now that's a message Progressives can rally behind.

  • Really, it is all they've got.