Shitstorm at Winter Olympics. South Korea pulled 1,200 security personnel and replaced them with military personnel after an outbreak of norovirus linked to suspected bad water. North Korea, never a country to point fingers and cast blame, is preparing a statement of love and support for their neighbor, we are sure.
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I wonder if any of the athletes will set new records because they are thinking oh no! I gotta get outta here and find a toilet! Nothing like inspiration to get someone moving in a hurry!
Bad water? Not a good start, but since the Olympics is just a corrupt sham, who cares?
All I know is, when people start evacuating from both ends of their bodies in crowded living conditions like cruise ships and Olympic villages, things tend to go south in a hurry... so to speak.
Dear World,
Send toilet paper and Pepto-Bismol in large quantities and hurry!
Thank you.
Sincerely, South Korea
Shhh. Don't give Hollywood any ideas. They'll start a 'movement' to give athletes a safe place to sound off about the horrors and toilet anxieties acquired during the games. Complete with "Potty Aid" concerts to raise money. Subtle undertone of the movement will be that Trump knew it was going to occur and allowed it to happen anyways. Of course they'll need a shapeless brown hat to identify both victims and supporters...
They'll start a "movement?" Seriously?
I was thinking 'ass shoots movement' , but didn't want to wind you and sifi up again.
Your restraint bowels me over.
We've suffered a run on this before.
I throw up my hands--I don't know whether Colon Powell belongs in this thread or the other one...
Dayamn! You guys never stop squirting puns do you.
Don't dump a hearty constitution.
I will never dump our constitution, hearty or otherwise!
I was using it as a reference to a healthy body, regular system type thing. Sorry.
LOL...I know that, I was just being a smartass. Which I try to be good at. Personally, I'm as regular as a clock.
Noro makes you extra regular. Like clockwork, every ten minutes...
"Potty Aid".......made me spit out coffee....