Small town Missouri newspaper ‘The Uranus Examiner’ shuts down after only two months, blaming ‘judgmental people’ for its demise. Well we guess their Uranus wasn’t very good looking.
Small town Missouri newspaper ‘The Uranus Examiner’ shuts down after only two months, blaming ‘judgmental people’ for its demise
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna order some candied pickles and jalapenos from Uranus.
Yet the Uranus Fudge Factory survives...
http://shop.uranusmissouri.com/uranus-fudge-factory/1-2-lb-of-fudge/
Nice motto: "Our Top Priority Is Satisfaction In Uranus!" Sounds like MGAP is on their marketing team.
Yikes, I've been verbally assaulted...
I meant it as a complement.
On the bright side, NASA can now launch a probe and call it...The Uranus Examiner".....If they launch it from Edwards Air Force base it would probably go straight to Sacramento...
Maybe they needed a better ad campaign.
https://uploads.disquscdn.com/images/03c5331967dbd069eed9b610541165f1287b767bafab9322a9ad853b8586ddde.jpg
Well played sir. Very well played
No need for us to criticize so let's butt out. This is the business of Uranus.
There wasn’t enough stories to be pulled from their Uranus or out off their asses
They should have known with that name the paper would wind up prostate.
It sounds like there were only two people running the whole thing. They probably got pooped.
And didn't pass the smell test.
When your newspaper is named the Uranus Examiner, ridicule is bound to rear its ugly head.
Get really deep news with the gastroenterologist section.
But the sports section was crap.
Sorry that was just stupid without being funny. Funny? So crude and blatant it works? Look at the signs in the picture. "Uranus Fudge Factory".
Is that Tom Cruise?
Wow I never saw a real fudge packer before....
Actually, just Homonyms.