Obama is eligible for military health benefits, right? ‘Cause this might be something he should look into: Pentagon-backed researchers have learned how to grow intact testicles in a lab. Just sayin’.
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This might work for Obama
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"The most significant obstacle, however, is that the testicles produced in the lab thus far have been near-microscopic in size."
Obama already has those.
He doesn't need them. He has access to Reggie's and Michelle"s.
No, Obama isn't eligible for military health benefits. He gets a real health plan.
From what I understand about the only military health benefit most military members want to give him involves some form of lead poisoning.
How good are they at inserting spines or implanting brains? On the other side of the coin, could they perform an egoectomy?