U.S. Customs fudging statistics on number of illegals crossing border. All across the federal government, it’s the same thing: Obama wants to report good numbers to the sheep people, so agencies invent whatever numbers are required to make him look good.

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I love how the 10 million number for the last decade as the number of illegal here. When the real number is probably closer to 30 million. Which is about the size of the Canadian population. This is a major problem.
So, send them to Canada!
They can all say they had to leave because Trump got elected.
Not like this is any surprise. Every agency in the country is lying about everything from the debt, to the unemployment rate. Hell they'd even lie about the sun rising in the east if Quagmire and crew told them to.
But it's racist and xenophobic to mention that, right?
Of course they're lying. If they told the truth, Barky would have the IRS auditing them every week for the rest of their lives.
U.S. Customs is now packing fudge?
Aren't they in charge of weights and measures somehow?
A false balance is abomination to the LORD: but a just weight is his delight.
It doth maketh one wonder.
Fudge, the official candy of the Obutthead administration..He's been handing it out for almost eight years...
When Barky got fired from his only real job, giving away ice cream to all his friends at Baskin Robbins, he was looking for another job. He saw an ad for a fudge packer, and applied. He was disappointed when he found out it was a job at a candy factory.
There is a big hat at Customs HQ in DC, and they count the number of illegals caught by drawing a number out of it.