VENEZUELA PREPARES FOR WAR WITH U.S. WITH ‘RIFLES, MISSILES AND WELL-OILED TANKS AT THE READY.’ Seriously, Maduro the moron must be jealous the NORK fat boy is getting all the attention. We figure a real war with Venezuela would last about 5 minutes before they turned into surrender monkeys.


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Looks like the Caracas Blockbuster finally got a copy of The Mouse that Roared in.
https://youtu.be/p7L7WLFBYR4
Don't worry. Their civilians will turn on the military in a heartbeat as soon as they see we are bringing food and toilet paper.
Four words: CUT OFF THEIR AID 😡
They got both jeeps and their tank ready to go...And I don't care.....
Good Luck with the well oiled tanks... (Really?! ha ha haha!!!)
Long drive up to the US.
He's a real fool if he believes his starving people would object to US intervention, but then foolishness comes as standard equipment on socialists.
Sadly, the people believe that the US is the source of their problems and have believed so for decades. I lived there in the late 60s and early 70s. Even back then they believed the US was raping their natural resources and stealing their oil. We went in, developed the infrastructure and paid for every drop that was exported. Like most Latin countries, only a few benefitted from the arrangement and the masses were fed the lie about the money.
Oh that's going to work out well, I take it the Bus Driver hasn't read up on Benito Mussolini's demise.
This one must really think all the people of Venezuela
Will be there to protect his bloated ass. That’s so funny.
All you'd have to do is offer them MRE's to eat and they'd be coming out of the woodwork with white flags.
For Psyops, you strategically place BBQ's around with fans blowing the BBQ smoke at them.