Watch Hillary Struggle to Swipe MetroCard on NYC Subway

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• https://earloftaint.com/2016/04/12/wh-obama-not-meddling-in-clinton-email-investigation-by-saying-shes-innocent/

  • Of course he’s not meddling, he’s too busy diddling Reggie Love!

• Right-hand conspiracy

• To be fair, I wouldn't expect her to know how to do this, just like when everyone was up in arms the Bush 41 had never seen a grocery scanner. He didn't head out to the store for groceries, they have people for that in The White House. Same goes for Hillary here. She was a carpetbagger Senator for NY, & she's never been on the subway. I can't stand her, I don't think she is remotely qualified to be president, & she be indicted for more then a few things. But this is nothing.

  • At the time, GHWB was confounded by something that was at the time far newer technology than this was. Bush was attending a National Grocers Association conference and his amazement was at an exhibit of scanning technology and not in an actual check-out line as we were led to believe.

  • I agree with you here. It is still fun to tease the smartest people on the planet when they can't perform basic functions that make us think they don't wipe their own backsides. Heck, I got a hundy that says she hasn't a clue how to turn on the seat warmers in her limo and lives on the assumption that the seats are magically warmed with unicorn gas filled coils inside the cushions.

    • No, she heats the seats herself with her own methane.

      BTW, that reminds me of something.

      A friend who is a practical joker is trying to work up the nerve to use a whoopie cushion on some unsuspecting victim. While that might not sound like such a big deal, the thing is, that he's going to fill it with brown gravy.

• Funny, she managed to swipe everything that wasn't nailed down when she and slick willy left the white house.

  • THREAD WIN!!!

• Can handle more than one email account. Can't drive a car. Can't keep the Declaration of Independence & the Constitution straight.

• From appearances the hildabeast is unable to even use a simple metro card. Shes been out of touch for every and has no F*&^%ing clue to what average Americans do each and every day.

  All you dip shits take notice. She is in New York and has no ability to even use the simplest measures to move about the city. This photo should be used in the General Election. "If she cant even use the swipe card. Will she be able to figure out what to do in a real emergency?" "Will she sit by and watch and then blame a damn you tube video?"

• I know some here aren't a fan of Trump but if it came down to Trump versus one of the two geriatric democrat morons that are running, I vote for Trump despite his foot in mouth disorder and that's if I decide to vote at all.

  A member of the Clinton Crime Family whose only real qualification is being married to a misogynistic former president.

  A self avowed socialist who has no clue how government is supposed to function.

  On the other "side":

  A pompous, bombastic businessman/amateur politician.

  A slimeball who jumped on the Tea Party bandwagon, employs underhanded tactics, whose face I want to slap and whose wife works at Goldman Sachs.

  A RINO former governor who is just as liberal as he is conservative and has no chance of winning anything except for *maybe* the state of Ohio.

  Here is my opinion of the "big four" that have a realistic chance of being nominated:

  Clinton: More of the same. Maybe she tries to get back at Wild Bill by having someone pleasure her in the Oval Office.

  Sanders: Too far left even for many democrats, unrealistic goals and will be shut down by both "sides" in Congress because they fear he will stop their gravy train.

  Trump: Will accomplish nothing even if he's sincere because neither "side" of Congress will cooperate with him.

  Cruz: Would be grudgingly accepted by RINOs but only because they know he's really more establishment than he projects.

  We're F'ed anyway you look at it folks. This election cycle will go down as the biggest political clown show in American history. This election will be voters throwing political sh!t against the wall and hoping that something sticks. It's sad.

  • "Clinton: More of the same. Maybe she tries to get back at Wild Bill by having someone pleasure her in the Oval Office."

    The thought of her 'sharing cigars' with Huma in the Oval Office made me throw up in my mouth a little.

    • Brings to mind a porn I saw once.

      • I think I saw that one too. "Cankles, Chancres, Cigars and Sheep."

• Truth is her cankles kept jamming in the turnstile. I saw same vid from different angle and it shows two Secret Service guys on their knees helping her through. One was compressing the cankles and bending the turnstile arms; the other was slathering the "works" with lard….

  • How much do those guys get paid?

    • Not enough.

• Sounds better if you say it like you're rapping.

• Give her a break! She was trying to do it while ducking sniper fire!

  Sometimes the magnetic strip gets dusty, and you have to wipe it clean...

  ...you know... with a cloth.