Gee, who saw that coming? (No pun intended) Andre Patterson, who was in prison for the “attempted murder of a government employee” (which probably means a cop) and then was convicted of murdering his cellmate, at some point decided he was a woman so they transferred him to a woman’s prison… even though he is anatomically male… where he is now accused of raping his cellmate.
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The scary part is, this is one of those guys Target lets into the women's dressing rooms with little girls. It's like giving the fox a key to the chicken coop.
Once the other men in Illinois prisons read this and learn they can get sent to a women's prison just by claiming they think they're a woman, I expect to see a whole of transfer requests.
You know that foxes don't have opposable thumbs, so giving them a key poses no more danger to the hens than say, giving the fox an assault rifle. Now that i got that cleared up... if I wind up in prison, I'm gonna claim to be a woman too. Cause we all know the prisons are filled with hawt chicks sporting neck and face tatts.
Maybe you intended to say turning a rooster loose in the hen house. Everyone knows what happens when a cock gets loose in the henhouse.
Racoons have opposable thumbs... which if I figure out why it's germane will definitely score one for me.
Gotta hand it to you. THAT one was 'A' game.
They could've locked him up with a bigger guy who's that he was on a woman also.
and I thought this would link to The Onion.
If Obama had a son...........