300-Pound OJ Simpson is tackling his weight problem in prison by swapping cookies and ice cream for tuna and veggies so he can look ‘handsome again’ for the ladies. Um OJ, those ‘ladies’ in prison aren’t ladies.
300-Pound OJ Simpson is tackling his weight problem in prison by swapping cookies and ice cream for tuna and veggies so he can look ‘handsome again’ for the ladies. Um OJ, those ‘ladies’ in prison aren’t ladies.
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Maybe Bubba told Oral Juliet he was having trouble finding the kitty again.
I could make a tasteless joke about any woman who dated OJ now doesn't have anything upstairs to begin with, but I won't.
Go ahead. We can handle it.
Well if he gets out he will need to be in better shape to run from the cops when he kills his next girlfriend. You can't stop during a pursuit to get ice cream and cookies.....
What makes him think he's getting out?
Gross....
And why are prison inmates getting to eat a crapload of ice cream and cookies? They should be fed the same garbage that's being forced on our kids with the Wookie's school lunch standards.
Or would the ACLU consider that cruel and unusual punishment?
Awww hell, he just wants to fit into a size six for Bubba.