Rasmussen poll: 37% think zombies could do a better job running the country. Our faith in the intelligence of the American electorate is restored.

Rasmussen poll: 37% think zombies could do a better job running the country. Our faith in the intelligence of the American electorate is restored.
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as much as I want this to be true, I read the actual questions that they asked for this survey. The sixth question seems to be the key:
http://www.rasmussenreports.com/public_content/lifestyle/questions/october_2013/questions_halloween_october_27_28_2013
But, but, what about #7? Much more intrinsic imho.
Moral Zombies are running this country .
You should have included Boehner in that picture.
Because he is Boehner is a monkey humping a football...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RBNCFlJ_2M
...well, it is a ball.
I think they've got this backwards It seems it is the zombies who comprise the majority of the electorate.
You got that right. What I can't figure out, if zombies crave brains why do they go after democrats?
Judging by the election turnout, I'd say they were going after the Republians, the Democrats all voted, some 2-5 times, Republicans didn't make it to the polls.
That makes sense.
Without a doubt Zombies are more trustworthy.
Talk about moving the goalposts mid-game and Little Harry Reid
http://blogs.rollcall.com/wgdb/contraception-case-adds-fuel-to-senates-nuclear-option-debate/
And zombies are more charitable. They're willing to give you an arm and a leg.
Or great music...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ey-AmU6Nbgk
...\m/
I'll see your rob and raise you a shaun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WUCqPxfpMCQ
Without even clicking the link, I knew who it was. :-)
At least they play by the rules and don't move the goalpost when getting their a$$es kicked.
One funny clip! Bob Hope, Zombie Democrats
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fv5I2rmtuU
That's the clip I have on my Stupid Democrats page: http://jpattitude.com/StupidDemocrats.php
Can you imagine, there was a time when a Hollywood star might make fun of Democrats?
"Can you imagine, there was a time when a Hollywood star might make fun of Democrats?"
It's hard.
That's what she said!
hummmmmmm
I thought Quagmire's zombies were running the country.
I was thinking Quagmire's minions were more like stool samples...Zombie would be a step up on the evolutionary scale..
Mister Hankie?
At least Zombies would not have their hand on my wallet, or be concerned about my health care, or be politically correct, plus you can shoot them with no regrets.....Problem is they would never go after libtards, ( read Oblivious) not enough brains to make it worth their time......
If the media said zombies could do a better job the 37% would be a much higher number. "Yanno I redder in da paper so it's gotta be da troot." Fools
One picture of Harry Reid is enough; two are overkill.
That's Pelosi on the left. They DO look a lot alike, though.
Now, you see, that's a photographer's eye for you!
I would have sworn that was Moochelle!
No, it's the sunken cheeks that give it away. Michelle looks like a squirrel that's had a successful browsing session.