Actual AP Headline: ‘Experts: Global Warming Means More Antarctic Ice’:

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• http://www.numberwatch.co.uk/warmlist.htm

  "The List" of everything Global Warming (TM) causes.

• Real Science's Steve Goddard said in an email, "It is the new kind of ice which is created by heat, rather than cold."

  I stopped reading at this point, as it is kinds hard to read when you are laughing so hard.
  I might go back and try to finish the article later, when I need another laugh.

• C'mon, guys. It's because Antartica's at the bottom of the world. As the Earth heats up, all the cold air is falling to the bottom. ;)

  • To a liberal that probably makes sense.

    • ...of course it does! And when all that hot air rises to Denver, Barry has no ideas at all because of... [GLOBAL WARMING!!!]

    • It would because they look at everything from a simplistic point of view.
      Hot air rises, cold air sinks, we are warming, so the Antarctic will be getting colder.
      It's completely stupid, but AGW believers are stupid too.

  • WAHAHA!!

    WIN!

• More ice - Global Warming
  Less ice - Global Warming
  More tornadoes - Global Warming
  Fewer tornadoes - Global Warming
  More hurricanes - Global Warming
  Fewer hurricanes - Global Warming
  Drier - Global Warming
  Wetter - Global Warming
  Sea level rise - Global Warming
  Sea level fall - Global Warming
  More extinctions - Global Warming
  New species discovery - Global Warming
  Global cooling - Global Warming
  New Little Ice Age - Global Warming

  Utter despair at current scientific dogma - Global Warming.

• OK, my physics classes were all wrong?
  Increased temperature means more ice?
  I want my college tuition back!

  • Ah comrade . . . you must reject the capitalists science and embrace the peoples faith!

• A great job for Carney & Obama, after they lose the election. They can continue their legacy of being total liars and American traitors by supporting this AGW scam full time.

• Everything is caused by global warming and don't forget it's all unprecedented, too!

• Does any of this have anything to do with frozen TV dinners?

  • Yes, according to Professor Swanson.

    Lying ice... Kip Hooker, you're the limit!

    • LOL. Well I figured it was pretty groan worthy . . . but just couldn't help myself!

      • You played it preety cool, that's for sure.

        • What's cooler than cool?

          ICE COLD!!

          All right, all right, all right.

        • Whats cooler than cooler than cooler than cold?

          ICE CUBED!

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

• Unfriggin believable. These so-called "scientists" will stoop to the level of whale shit to keep their funding coming in from the gooberment. It ain't about the truth, it's all about the money!