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Alan “The Bus Buster” Grayson comes out for individual liberty… sort of

Alan “The Bus Buster” Grayson comes out for individual liberty… sort of. Evil statist clown’s anti-Santorum campaign email goes from “if you’re against pornography, then don’t watch it” to the non-sequitur “if you’re against universal health care, just keep your distance from doctors and hospitals.” Sorry Flash, but the Obamacare crap sandwich you voted for compels us to buy insurance, like it or not. Just how hard did you hit that bus, Al?

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JayBoy says:

March 20, 2012 at 6:06 pm

I was shocked last week when Grayson hit that bus! Shocked to find out he drove a Mercedes! His face reminds me of someone who drives an old van with no windows. Creepy doesn't begin to describe this guy!
Joe Redfield says:

March 20, 2012 at 5:23 pm

Progressive champion Alan Grayson telling other people to mind their own business is going into the Irony Hall of Fame immediately, without the customary five year waiting period.