Al-Qaeda takes “credit” for Oklahoma Tornado. According to the latest issue of al-Qaeda’s Inspire magazine, “This is not change of weather. This is a soldier of Allah!” Well, the global warming jihadists say it’s “man caused” (and many will probably insist there ain’t no Allah.) Why don’t you two discuss it and get back to us, say in a century or so…
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Gee until I read this I thought that Giant sucking sound was the IRS at work....
That's much louder than the freight train sound of a tornado!
OH they did? ok lets nuke them! Than claim it lol.
I don't know of any 13th century technology that can create a tornado. I am of course very sorry for the lost of life especially children. I though believe it kind of miraculous that it wasn't so much more and overall I read that at the same time last year the number of fatalities were less this year. That is because warning systems are getting better and more people are heeding the warnings. There will always be people that don't and people that panic and do something that unfortunately puts them in a vulnerable position, but thankfully when more and more people prepare for the worst it means less fatalities. This is something that happens naturally EVERYTHING has its season. Although I believe that some places should perhaps be uninhabited considering that the population is growing and we need to live somewhere I know that will not be possible. To use something natural that has been happening I am sure since the beginning of time because it has to happen for whatever reason God designed the world to do, and claim it as a terrorist attack or whatever is disgusting and stupid.
Bullshit! Everyone knows it's George Bush's fault. Gotta be. I read it in the "News" paper.
Ooooh... I thought it was a spontaneous reaction to a YouTube video which angered Allah, Mohanned, and the Tooth Fairy (or Tooth Tranny- I don't recall) that our Lowered and Savior Barack Hussein Rahib Jamal Yomamma Johnson Øbama will rescue us from through bureaucratic expansion and the voter suppression of dastardly baby eating sooty air proponent tea party types who want to tie granny to the train tracks and urinate evil in our drinking water.
Al-Qaeda may well have its share of blow(-up) hards but their hot wind can't match what comes out of our government. Oklahoma is a red state that went against the progressives so if it were possible for humans to create tornadoes I'd more expect that this be the work of rogue agents working in the local NOAA office in Norman, Oklahoma. Maybe our demagogue Treasodent can assemble a bipartisan blue ribbon panel and blow a couple billion dollars investigating GWB's role in the disaster and launch a public distraction campaign because they know never let a perfectly good crisis go to waste.
Why rogue? I thnk it would be an order.
Rogue I tells ya... ROGUE!! Our treasodent is prepared to engage in spirited audit-- err... debate with anyone daring to think differently!
Did they create a secret tornado weapon like they say we created an earthquake weapon??
Personally, I blame Corporate Greed.
Of course you do. Because you have no brains, no ability to think, much less come to any reasonable conclusions. I am sure you come here to annoy. I wish all the contributersw oul dcensor your stupid responses. Nothing about corporations, governments, etc have anything to do with tornados. That;s why everyone is laughing at Al Quaida trying to clima that the tornado was sent to obliterate communities. that's right up there with AIDS was sent to punish gays. Serioously, why won't you just shut the hell up? And that isn't rhetorical, I want to hear your justification for your stupid repetitive comments.
How about a millenium or ten? Or better yet, never.