Archie to be shot dead while saving gay best friend who called for gun control

Archie to be shot dead while saving gay best friend who called for gun control. If Riverdale wasn’t run by liberals Archie could have had a concealed carry permit and blew the shooter away. Besides, who reads Archie anymore? Like 10 people?

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  • Probably someone said this already, but Archie is not dead.

    This is a just a series of comics with Archie as an adult. This is something that can be easily retconned if necessary. The series sold for average 8K per book, that is not stellar by any means, so most people don't give a crap, probably bought by collectors who like Archie and it has no importance. All in all, the publicity is probably much more than it deserves.

    Archie is still alive in Riverdale doing stupid stuff like always.

    They wrote this for collectors and they wrote this for their own selves. This series was for no one intelligent.

  • I was thinking of starting a foundation called "Who Gives a Rat's Ass About That?" The demand is out there.

    • But could you deal with all the audits the IRS would throw your way? Legitimately, of course. The American Taxpayers NEED to know why you spent $2.37 on Post-It notes with donated money!

    • A tax free, charitable foundation......modeled after the Clinton's.

      Hell, I could throw in a couple a bucks.

  • Jon Goldwater, Archie Comics publisher and co-CEO: "He’s human. He’s a person. When you wound him, he bleeds."

    Uhmmm.

    Reality check: Archie is a comic book character. He is not a human. He is not a person. He does not bleed. Please call your psychiatrist.

      • Maybe, but at least the guys in Kiss actually had blood drawn that was used in the comic book that came out when Kiss blew up back in the 70's. The red ink had real blood in it.

    • This shit is getting worse every day. The original writer of Archie is rolling over in his grave!

  • Gay guy shot right when he's calling for gun control?

    FALSE FLAG!

    Archie isn't shot! That blood is totally fake! Betty & Veronica are acting!

    • Hey now. I am a FIRM believer in gun control.

      Every American household should be in control of at least one.

    • AHA! I forgot about that sleaze! Yea, I could see Reggie as the local chapter president of NAMBLA.

  • Are Betty and Veronica prostitutes yet? Moose should be their pimp, and Jughead the gay guy. Veronica's father should be sent to jail for running a Ponzi scheme that funded Obama's presidential campaign, and Mr Weatherbee gets blackmailed for photos of him, Nancy Pelosi, and Harry Reid in a threesome.
    BTW, Archie's a ginger, so he was going to die from Globull Warming anyway.

  • Nothing sacred to these progressive idiots. They want the people of this country disarmed, and totally dependent on the government.