Author: CO2Insanity

Suburban Governments Were Just Nationalized by the Federal Government. Yes it sounds bad, but imagine how much this will piss off suburbanites before the next election and how they’ll start voting Republican.

Son of Boston Police Captain Arrested as Possible Terrorist. We have to assume he has a confederate flag someplace in his apartment that made him do this.

Alexander Ciccolo, 23, of Adams, Mass., was taken into custody on gun charges after buying two pistols and two rifles from an undercover FBI confidential informant, federal officials said. In a search of his apartment, officials reported they found it loaded with possible bomb-making equipment including a pressure cooker, a variety of chemicals, an alarm clock, along with “attack planning papers” and “jihad” paperwork. FBI agents said he used the name Abu Ali al-Amriki and neighbors said he was a recent convert to Islam.

“If you keep p****** me off I’m going to make you eat your words you f****** blonde milk-s*****” El Chapo speaks to El Donald.

Amazon: ‘No evidence’ of bulk sales for Ted Cruz book. To cut to the chase the NYT is full of BS.

Hungary starts building anti-migrant fence on Serbian border. Hungary can do it but we can’t figure it out.

POPE FRANCIS CALLS ON JERRY BROWN AS CLIMATE CHANGE EXPERT. Well, if this isn’t the capper proving this Pope is a dope we don’t know what else would prove it.

AND THEN THERE WERE 15: SCOTT WALKER JOINS THE RACE. Another day another GOP candidate.

Rich and American? Australia wants you. Poor and Mexican? The US Obama wants you. Meanwhile, if you are rich and plan on moving to Australia we suggest you do it in a hurry before Obama and the Democrats tax you to into the poor house to pay for the millions of poor Mexicans and other Hispanics from Central America coming into the US.

The Greek “Choice”: Hand Over Sovereignty Or Take Five Year Euro “Time Out.” This has a simple solution. Greece should declare war on the United States and then surrender after a couple of bombs get dropped, ask for about $100 billion in war reparations then wait for dumbasses Obama and Kerry to drop the cash on them. If they negotiate Obama and Kerry will probably give them $200 billion.

New federal law would require gun owners to be licensed to possess any gun. Yeah, let’s make it easier for Obama and the Democrats to know who has guns so he can confiscate them. Notice they have to blackmail the states to get them to do it. Typical leftist tactic. H/T: poppajoe49

New York Governor Drops Background Checks For Ammo, Dems Flip Out. Another law written by people who probably don’t know which end of a gun is which.

‘Conservative Hero’ Ben Carson To Beck: You Have No Right To Semi-Automatic Weapons In Large Cities. Scratch this guy off your list.

Enjoy your more expensive Chipotle, San Francisco! San Francisco liberals learn real mathematics: 14% wage increase = 14% price increase.

Bottom Feeder Lindsey Graham Bemoans Donald Trump’s Popularity.  So big rough tough go to war Lindsey can’t even deal with Donald Trump? Now that thar ain’t no presidential material y’all, ‘lessin’ y’all’s talking ’bout president of the Ladies Club.

MEXICO: DRUG LORD ‘EL CHAPO’ GUZMAN ESCAPES THROUGH TUNNEL. We suggest they look in sanctuary city San Francisco where he can hide out for years and the liberals will protect him.

Hilarious Video Shows How Many Times CNN Mentions Donald Trump in ONE Day… It looks like CNN is having its own mass hysteria about Trump.

Illegal immigrant nabbed in Calif. cold case killing in homeless camp. And we have another winner. Yet more proof Trump is correct.

ABC7 EXCLUSIVE: WOMAN ALLEGEDLY ATTACKED BY GROUP NEAR U OF C CAMPUS WITH KIDS IN CAR. This must be the Chicago way of making white people like blacks.

Is a mini ICE AGE on the way? Scientists warn the sun will ‘go to sleep’ in 2030 and could cause temperatures to plummet. Better stock up on long underwear.

MARCO RUBIO DUCKS, DODGES, WEAVES THROUGH LAS VEGAS, SKIPS OFF STAGE WITHOUT CONDUCTING PLANNED Q&A WITH LIBERTARIANS. It appears to us he’s trying to emulate Obama. Did he go golfing after he left the stage?

Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL), 2016 Republican presidential candidate, offered no policy specifics whatsoever in a speech to Freedom Fest here at Planet Hollywood filled with rhetoric—and skipped off the stage without conducting a previously-agreed-to question-and-answer sessions with the audience.

Some Ford lines may be heading to Mexico. Will they change the name of the Focus to Enfoque?

Official: Water Tom Selleck Accused of Stealing Was Paid For. Hopefully the boneheads at the water district will be paying Selleck for slander and the dumbass P.I. they hired will refund the water district the $22,000 he billed for his so-called investigation.

‘Middle School Girls Are Hot’ Says Jared Fogle Subway Sandwich Spokesman. It appears Jared is going to be on his way to prison. We suspicion his future is he’s going to be getting a foot-long Subway frenquently.

Gangbanger Gets 10 Years For Triple Murder Made Possible By San Francisco’s Sanctuary Policy. Illegal alien gang member. It appears the courts are giving him yet more sanctuary in the form of a stupidly light sentence.

FBI Reveals How Dylann Roof Got His Gun — It’s Not What People Thought… The Federal Bureau of Intelligence screwed up.