Author: CO2Insanity

BREAKING! MAN COMMITS SUICIDE ON U.S. CAPITOL LAWN, HAD ‘TAX THE ONE PERCENT’ SIGN. Somehow this doesn’t sound like he’s going to turn out to be a Tea Party or NRA member.

‘We’re hiring’: Islamic State posts help wanted ads for media reps, teachers, bomb makers. We suggest Marie Harf apply immediately.

Britain’s Version of Obamacare Is About to Collapse. Yep, those Europeans are sure some geniuses to emulate, aren’t they?

Feds Indict Houston PD ‘Officer of the Year’ for Trafficking Cocaine for Los Zetas Cartel. Looks like Houston PD can really pick ’em.

Twitter Mocks ‘Hillary’s Big Announcement.’ Ready for Hillary? It’s time for her Big Fat Sexist Presidential Campaign! Until January 20, 2017 you can be sexist and racist at the same time.

Calif. water districts, facing catastrophe, defy federal order to release water for fish. It looks like California is starting its very own Boston Tea Party.

OUCH! AP reporter asks Harf if she wants Americans trapped in Yemen to ‘swim’ home. We don’t know what she said after that. We’re not sure we want to.

Joe Biden apparently put a baby’s pacifier in his mouth. He’s used to sucking on the taxpayers tit so this came naturally.

Walter Scott’s Family Tell Racial Arsonist Al Sharpton to Stay Away: “We don’t want another Ferguson type of circus here.” Al last seen with head spinning, vomiting some green stuff (not the kind of green he likes).

NY Times Blatantly Lies About The Carry Of Guns At NRA Annual Meeting. The NYT must be competing with Rolling Stone for the Big BS Award of the Year.

NORAD Moving Comms Equipment Back To Cold War-Era Bunker Designed To Withstand Nuclear And EMP Attacks.  Oops! The military doesn’t agree with the Obama administration that everything is hunky-dory.

Iran: New Nuke Deal Is ‘Not Acceptable.’ The negotiations certainly went well, didn’t they?

Sorry, Mr. President, Global Warming Didn’t Cause Malia’s Asthma. Smog didn’t either. Most likely cause? We’d guess Obama’s smoking.

April 9, 2015 – Paul Blooms As Clinton Wilts In Colorado, Iowa, Virginia, Quinnipiac University Swing State Poll Finds. Ready for Hillary? Looks like some people aren’t even thinking about Hillary.

‘Culture Change’ at FBI Headquarters to Include Camp Fire Meeting Areas. Meanwhile in California the greentard drones are busy trying to outlaw fireplaces.

Fitting Irony – Maya Angelou USPS Stamp Features Stolen Quote Not Actually Hers…. The Obama administration does’t speak because it has the truth, it speaks because it has propaganda.

HARRY REID SAYS HE’S BLIND IN HIS RIGHT EYE. He’s been blind in his right eye for decades as evidenced by the fact he only goes left.

Judge Denies Federal Government’s Request to Lift Hold on Obama’s Immigration Action. Judge wrote the federal government misled the court, added that there is “no pressing, emergent need for this program.” But…but…Hilary…but….but……voters.

Exclusive: New Ted Cruz Super-PACS Take in Record Haul. $31 million in less than one week. We’d love to see Karl Rove’s meltdown.

Ships await rescue for days in Lake Superior ice. Global warming, the gift that keeps on giving.

Ready for Hillary Fire Sale: 50% Off Champagne Glasses. Mason Jars? Looks like she’s going for the Hill-Billy vote.

Hitler Reacts To Religious Freedom Laws. Uh oh. Hitler’s going to send out the Gaystapo.

BIGOTS! NATIVE AMERICANS BAN SAME-SEX MARRIAGE!  Looks like Running Bare and Horny Buck will have to keep shacking up. Meanwhile…..where’s Tim Cook?

BRRRRRRT: Amazing Facts About America’s Favorite Plane. The A-10 Warthog. [VIDEOS]. How would you like to see this coming at you firing 30mm depleted uranium rounds at a rate of 4,200 per minute?

KILL IT IN THE CRIB: BUSHWORLD ATTACKS RAND ON EVE OF LAUNCH. Heb’s grande amigo señior Rove is off to a good start.