Author: CO2Insanity

Bloomberg: Don’t Distribute The Footage Where I Said Let’s Take Guns Away From Minorities. We wonder how all the minorities in the Army, Air Force, Marines, Navy and Coast Guard feel about this racist twit. Not to mention all the minority members of Congress and our minority president.

President’s Day Twitter Takeover: #ILoveObama Gets Hijacked And The Results Are Hilarious. We’d bet Twitter’s been suspending accounts over this one.

Obama Depicted As Rape Suspect In Local News Broadcast. If the shoe fits!

HOWARD DEAN ADMITS: The Left is Scared of Scott Walker. No shit Sherlock. Now the maroon RINO’s like Karl Rove would get a clue we’d have something.

Obama Bans Common AR-15 Ammo – Third Gun Control Executive Order This Year. Of course Congress will just sit on their thumbs and pivot.

The Dealer Wanted $4,400 To Fix His Hybrid. He Did It Himself For $7. See what a ripoff hybrids are. At least they didn’t tell him he needed new dilithuim crystals for $50k.

Cornell students erupt over health care fee. Other people’s money is always a good idea until you’re the other people.

‘I Know Nothing!’ Hispanic Caucus Member Didn’t Know That Illegals Will Receive Tax Refunds. Looks like Gutierrez had turned into Sargent Schultz.

Confirmed: Embattled Governor to Resign Momentarily. Next stop – jail?

Time Inc.’s fourth-quarter results leave investors skeptical. We suggest they hire Brian Wilson and rename it I Remember the Time.

Look At Where Democrats Want To Take Free Speech. Looks like Adolph Feinstein not only wants gun control now she wants speech control, too.

ISIS Beheads Deputy Police Chief For Smoking. We hear rumor Nanny Bloomberg likes this idea.

Senator to Loretta Lynch: Why Did No One Go to Jail for Laundering Money to Terrorists? They must be big donors to the Democrats would be our answer. They should ask Holder and Obama about this, too.

Another ‘settled science’ topic is not so settled after all – Big Bang theory questioned. Yet another shock to the settled science community. We’ll blame it on Bush.

It’s Too Cold To Protest Global Warming At Yale. We suggest they all send money to Al Gore and watch the temperature rise to 85 and melt the snow immediately.

MEDIA GO COLLECTIVELY INSANE OVER GOP POSITIONS ON EVOLUTION. Yet another attack on Scott Walker. They must be really nervous. Meanwhile Hillary’s in hiding and the MSM is silent.

Surprise: Government has been wrong about cholesterol for 40 years. They can’t tell you what the weather will be like tomorrow either. But they sure can tell us the effects of global warming 100 years from now.

Ruth Buzzi Ginsburg Wasn’t ‘100 Percent Sober’ During State of the Union. If we had to go listen to Obama blather for an hour we’d get snockered, too.

50 Shades of Graft: Sex-Smitten Luv-Guv Caught With Hands In Taxpayer Cookie Jar For Gubernatorial GalPal. He must be boning up (pun intended) to run for POTUS.

Military approves hormone therapy for Chelsea Manning. How do you make taxpayers moan?

BREAKING: Reports Claim ISIS Just Captured al-Asad Air Base Where 300 U.S. Marines Could Be Trapped. Send out prayers for the USMC. Pray Obama can stop fund raising long enough to do something before it’s too late. We hope this doesn’t turn into a giant Benghazi.

Huge hurricanes set to batter the East Coast on a regular basis: Katrina-scale winds may return every DECADE, claim experts. OK, so come August 23 it will be a decade (Katrina hit 8/23/2005). We’re going to laugh our ass’s off if the big hurricane doesn’t show up this year.

ISIS hack attack targets NW military wife. Brave scumbags picking on women and children.

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SoCal Edison To ‘Layoff’ Of Hundreds Employees and Replace Them With Immigrants. You have to wonder if the union’s managed to screw themselves on this one.

FCC Commissioner: Government Seizing FCC and Internet February 26. No doubt the Republican’s won’t do squat about this. Get ready for a major clusterf**k.