Author: CO2Insanity

GOP’s new refrain: ‘Not a scientist.’ It should be ‘No guts, no glory, no balls.’

Millions of Obamacare subsidy recipients may need to pay back-taxes. Chicago Jesus giveth and Chicago Jesus taketh away.

See This Guy Get Through a DUI Checkpoint Without Saying a Word — Thanks to What He Hung Out His Car Window. We have this feeling that in some places your window would get broken and you’d be dragged out of the car and who knows what else.

Military Vet Sought Treatment for ‘Insomnia’ — Days Later, NY Police Officers Were Knocking on His Door: Lawsuit. We hope he gets a lot of money and the law struck down.

Bratton warns NYPD not to turn backs on mayor at cop’s funeral. Perhaps they should start turning their backs on Bratton, too. He’s obviously got his nose up de Blasio’s bunghole.

OBAMA DOCTRINE==> Last Month: Cuba Shows Us Sanctions Don’t Work… This Month: North Korea Shows Us More Sanctions Needed. President Bipolar.

On August 18, 2011, Time Magazine ran an article titled ‘Why Michele Bachmann’s $2-a-Gallon Gas Promise Is a Fantasy.’ It looks like she who laughs last, laughs best.

Apparently You CAN Bring a Knife to a Gun Fight: Sushi Chef’s Knife Scares Off Would-Be Robber. Apparently the thug didn’t want to be part of the first experiment serving Wainā sushi.

Feds Looking for Company to Run ‘National Data Warehouse’ for Obamacare, Medicare. Seriously? The way things are going why not save time and money and have the NSA store it? They probably have more than ample storage space and it would save them the trouble of hacking into the database when they want the goods on someone.

Tensions simmer in Sweden with third mosque arson attack in past eight days. If the Swedish government won’t take care of a problem sooner or later the Vikings people will.

50- to 100-car pileup shuts down snowy N.H. Interstate. The need to take a cue from the owner of AirAisa and blame it on global warming.

Joe Biden turns on the charm in historic visit to Brazil for president’s inauguration as US grapples to rebuild damaged relationship. It looks to us like Horny Joe needs to lay off the Viagra before state meetings.

Dad Found Out His Son Joined a Gang… Then Recorded This Response [VIDEO]. What a novel response. Parents taking responsibility for raising their own children. More dads like this needed. (Warning Language Content)

AirAsia flight QZ8501: ‘Unique weather’ may have caused plane crash, says CEO. This sounds like a unique attempt to bullshit the public and an extremely feeble attampt to shift the onus elsewhere to us.

POLL: REPUBLICAN VOTERS OVERWHELMINGLY WANT MEMBERS TO REMOVE BOEHNER AS SPEAKER. Our first no shit Sherlock of 2015.

Harry Reid Breaks ‘A Number of Ribs and Bones in His Face’ in Exercise Accident. Today’s feelgood story.

Snow-bound Californians now paying “Global Warming” gas tax hike. P.T. Barnum again proven right. Bend forward suckers.

Obama releases a suicide bomber, a document forger, a bomb maker and now a nuclear terrorist. Obama must think they’re the butcher the baker and two candlestick makers.

People Will Pay To Stop Climate Change — But Only $5. That’s about $4.99 too much.

CNN RINGS IN NEW YEAR IN HAVANA, CUBA, IGNORES OPPRESSION OF CUBAN PEOPLE. The fireworks display was a 49 Chevy backfiring.

Peachtree City police chief shoots wife. Accidentally……twice. Must have been that or run over her 3 times accidentally.

Scalise Hit Came From Former Dem Opponent’s Son. Incredible.

REPORT: DRIVE-BY GUNMAN SHOOTS AT COP DURING TRAFFIC STOP. Another liberal run city (Houston, TX) with police being shot at. Seems like a trend is developing.

Wendy Davis Says She Regrets Campaign Stance On Guns, Which She Took To Win Votes. No Abortion Barbie, you flat-out lied and based upon the vote the people of Texas have very good BS meters.

De Blasio reappoints judge who freed men who threatened cops. Great way to start off the new year with NYPD dumbass.