Author: CO2Insanity

Vladimir Putin invites Kim Jong-un to Moscow. Putin’s going to have Russian basketball star Dennis Rodski and a hotel full of mamooshkas at the ready.

Federal Appeals Court Strikes Another Blow To Gun Control. What really needs to be banned is insane politicians from practicing politics.

Secret Service: We’re Going to Need a Bigger Fence. Just call the Mayor of NY Bill de Blasio, he’ll get you the hook-me-up. Tip-Some No Peasants Allowed signs would add to the ambiance.

First K-Mart, now Big Lots closing in Ferguson. Damn! Where they gonna go looting when the next riot hits?

Greta Van Sustern: Sony Was “Stupid” and “Idiots” to Make NK Movie; Should Have Known They’d Be Hacked, Threatened with 9/11-Style Terrorist Attacks. Greta must be trying out for a job at MSNBC.

Scott Walker Is Dialing Back His Common Core Opposition. He must be angling to be Jeb Bush’s Vice President by playing to the moron crowd. He just got crossed off the people we’d vote for list.

Pentagon calls ISIS ‘Daesh’ for first time. We call the Pentagon PC morons “Douche.”

Poll: Would you support more restrictive gun laws in your state? Go here and vote! The smoking loons at PBS are losing by a large margin.

Will Cuba Return Cop Killer Joanne Chesimard To U.S. With New “Normalization“? Dream on.

Black Woman Cries Racism Because White Man Sits Next To Her On A Train. White people sit in the back of the train.

BREAKING: US Special Forces Engage ISIS for the First Time… Here’s How It Ended Up.  One ISIS members last words were-Surprise! Surprise! Surprise!

Romney urges Sony Pictures: Fight back and release “The Interview” for free online. Wrong! If he was really presidential material he’d urge them to show it at movie theaters as planned instead of capitulating.

Limbaugh: Hillary/Jeb 2016 ‘The Perfect Ticket.’ Rush ain’t buying it either.

75% of Stories Ignore Law That Might Derail Newtown Gun Suit. Don’t worry, the new Republican Congress will screw this one up, too.

Jeb’s killer flaw — the name, not the ideology. Nice try at throwing the Bush card but we’re not buying it. We’d be happy to vote for a Bush who was against Obaños immigration fiasco, against the one world order BS and was anti-common core, to name a few reasons we won’t even hold our nose.

Fail! McConnell Won’t Explain ‘No’ Vote Against Cruz’s Point Of Order On Executive Amnesty. It must be a turtle thing.

Man Who Waterboarded KSM Rips Democrat ‘Torture’ Report. Tell us how you really feel!

“These asshole Democrats never bothered to interview him or anyone from the CIA, and now his life is in danger. All so that hag Dianne Feinstein could get get some headlines.”

Obama begins talks to normalize relations with Cuba. Viva compañero Obama! When’s he going to grow a beard, wear a red beret and start smoking cigars?

Bill Ayers: The United States Is the Foremost Threat to World Peace Today. This idiot is certainly a waste of oxygen.

FLASHBACK: Valerie Jarrett Mistakes 4-Star General For Waiter. Oopsie! Where’s Holder?

BEST-SELLING AUTHOR BRAD THOR: ‘IF JEB BUSH IS THE NOMINEE, I WILL NEVER VOTE REPUBLICAN AGAIN.’ That seems to be a trend because in this case clothespins won’t work.

Obama overturns ban preventing criminal Ecuadorean Democratic donor from entering U.S. As long as some of that laundered money ends up in the Democrat coffers, what difference does it make?

$524,403 Gov’t Study Examines Link Between Diabetes and Lesbian, Bisexual Women. Ummm…cuz they’re fat?

In new interview, Obamas recall personal racial slights.

“The only person who came up to me in the [Target] store was a woman who asked me to help her take something off a shelf. Because she didn’t see me as the first lady, she saw me as someone who could help her,” Michelle Obama told People magazine, recalling a trip she made to Target, according to excerpts released Wednesday.

Perhaps it was because she was tall? Oh no, that couldn’t be. That customer had to be racist.

How did a plumber’s truck from Texas end up in the hands of Islamic fighters on the front lines of Syria? That’s one helluva rotor rooter on the back.