Author: CO2Insanity

REPUBLICANS TAKE BIG LEAD IN COLORADO EARLY VOTING. Let’s hope it stays this way.

MEXICO JUDGE ORDERS IMMEDIATE RELEASE OF MARINE. At least there’s one judge in Mexico that isn’t corrupt. Thank you your honor. Oorah!

Trial lawyers want to drug test California doctors. If they want to drug test people in California we suggest they go to Sacramento and start with the Governor, the state Senate and the House.

Dem Senate candidate starts petition to remove Reid as leader. Wanna guess where this guy’s from? South Dakota. Wanna guess whose Republican opponent the FBI just announced was being investigated? Mike Rounds. This must be the transparency every Democrat talks about because the ploy couldn’t be more obvious. We can smell the desperation.

Harry Reid’s ‘Begging.’ We hear rumor he’s good at it because he has to beg hookers too.

SHOCK: GERRYMANDERED CHICAGO DISTRICT ‘LEANS REPUBLICAN.’ The Democrats need to face the fact that the people are becoming disgusted with their antics.

Freeze warning issued for all of northern Alabama, portions of central Alabama. 2014 the hottest year on record? Yeah right.

FBI Announces Investigation of GOP Senate Candidate Days Before Election. Now we have the FBI throwing elections. How about having the FEC investigate this? Fat chance.

Charlie Rangel: Some Republicans ‘Believe That Slavery Isn’t Over.’ Charlie accidentally speaks the truth! As long as the Democrats keep African-Americans on the welfare plantation this will remain true.

“Leak-Gate” – Saint Louis Prosecutor Hits Back – The Leaks Are Not From The Grand Jury. 

The New York Times, CNN and Editor Chris King have all admitted the leaks to them are from Washington DC.

Guess who?

AFTER 14 MONTHS AL JAZEERA AMERICA RATINGS REMAIN A STATISTICAL ZERO.

AJA is averaging only 14,000 total day viewers and 18,000 primetime viewers. Statistically that’s zero.

We’re surprised they have that many viewers.

Lindsey Graham unfiltered: jokes about white men, Baptists. Joke or Freudian slip? Perhaps he should consider running on the KKK ticket.

South Carolina Sen. Lindsey Graham, who is toying with the idea of a presidential bid, joked in a private gathering this month that “white men who are in male-only clubs are going to do great in my presidency,” according to an audio recording of his comments provided to CNN.

USDA Pays $17,500 for College Students to Wear Fat Vests. We suggest the people at the USDA who are responsible for this wear brain hats, so they can see what it’s like to have something between their ears.

Judge approves California city’s bankruptcy plan. Do they have a bond status that’s below junk? Stockton just hit it. $2 billion down the credit tube.

US Envoy: To Defeat ISIS, We Must Highlight ‘Our Profound Respect’ for Islam. No wonder we can’t win a war. How did this guy ever get to be a general in the USMC? Ass-kissing? Where’s Patton when you need him?

Breaking: ISIS Drops iPhones After Apple CEO Tim Cook Opens Up About Being Gay. Perhaps the CIA should let it out that all the weapons and explosives manufacturers are run by gays, too. Meanwhile, we assume anal jihad is still OK.

WENDY DAVIS’ BOOK HAS EVEN LOWER NUMBERS THAN HER CAMPAIGN. In our opinion Abortion Barbie’s book reviews are comical. Below are a few titles.

I am Texas Woman hear me roar.

I DON’T WANT HER FOR GOVERNOR…I WANT HER FOR PRESIDENT!

George Patton would be proud of Wendy Davis. (Frankly we think he’d barf).

And our favorite review:

Wendy Davis Forgetting to be a Mom. So now we know not only did Wendy Davis chest on her husband, walk out on her husband, abandon their 2 daughters BUT she aldo aborted 2 babies! Sounds like a pattern of a person unwilling to accept responsibility and quits when things get tough! Sound like Wendy Davis “Forgot to be a Mom”

Police Issue Arrest Warrant for Husband of Dem State Senator After GOP Volunteers Catch Him Red-Handed on Video. Nothing to see here. Just another case of the Democrat mantra the ends always justify the means. Besides, they always have crooked voting machines to fall back on.

Video: Doctor quarantined in California after return from Liberia. Unlike nurse it’s all about me in Maine, this guy realizes you don’t want to let the Ebola cat out of the bag.

“I’m California’s most experienced Ebola physician. I won’t take a single chance,” said Dr. Bucks in a New York Times interview. “My wife is away, my dog is away — there’s no downside to a little personal convenience, 3 weeks will pass.”

Obamacare sends health premiums skyrocketing by as much as 78 percent. Well Nancy Pelosi, we’re sure finding out what’s in it. Bend forward.

ALERT! Insurance Companies Begin Writing ‘Ebola Exclusions’ into Policies. So much for Obolacare’s no pre-existing conditions BS.

Alaska incumbent Sen. Mark Begich avoids even saying ‘Obama.’ Like Betelgeuse if you say his name 3 times he’ll show up and ruin your chances for election.

Over 214,000 Doctors Opt Out of Obamacare Exchanges. If you like your doctor, he’ll probably tell you to p**s off.

POLL: 80% BACK EBOLA QUARANTINES. Quit backing President Obola or this will never happen.