Author: CO2Insanity

NEW YORK TIMES: ‘SEETHING’ OBAMA HAS BEEN LET DOWN BY CDC. Unamazingly it’s someone else’s fault – again.

Confidence in CDC plummets in new CBS poll. With President Obola the wrong track IS the right track.

Spanish Firm Under Federal Investigation Wins $230 Million in DOE Subsidies. It appears being green means turning bullshit into greenbacks. Al Gore would be so proud.

Eric Holder’s Top DOJ Deputy Resigns After Fast And Furious Documents They Withheld Are Made Public. Roaches hate sunlight. It appears he may be trying to avoid a federal roach hotel with barred windows.

BREAKING: Possible Ebola Case at the Pentagon. ISIS must be laughing their asses off about now. No need to blow shit up to take down the US. All they have to do is sit back and watch President Obola do his job.

DHS Official Caught Selling US Citizenship to Illegals. Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Just wait for President Obola to use his pen and his phone after the November election.

SHOCKING: CDC Admits 100-150 People a Day Entering US from Ebola Infected Countries (Video). This appears to us to be suicidal. What’s that say about President Obola?

http://youtu.be/T_k_zAKVT2g

US has capacity for just NINE Ebola patients at specialized hospitals. Not 9,000 or 900 or even 90, just 9. Smart planning by the biggest dumbasses smartest administration ever!

Seattle Socialist Party Wants $20 Per Hour Minimum Wage, Offers $13 Per Hour For Website Manager. Communism is glorious! Some workers are just more equal than others! (We wonder what the person who runs the Seattle Socialist Party gets paid?)

DHS STARTED EXPEDITING VISA EXTENSIONS FROM EBOLA COUNTRIES IN AUGUST. Let’s make sure we get more Eblola as fast as we can! Eleventy!

Obama creates an Ebola Czar out of a Democratic political operative. Expect and even bigger Ebola FUBAR in the near future.

CDC doled out $25 million in bonuses while blaming cuts for Ebola outbreak. Let’s see, between fat lesbian research and this? Yep, it’s all the NRA’s fault.

Alarm after vomiting passenger dies on flight from Nigeria to JFK. Supposedly no Ebola, but we all know sooner or later it’s going to happen unless President Obola and the Center for Disease Circulation get a clue.

Justice apologizes for 234 sexually explicit emails that he sent and received, but insists his colleagues are out to get him. Gee, and we thought the Republicans were waging the war on women.

ALERT! Delta Airline Flight 1760 — This Is How Pandemics Begin! Shocking Radio Call-in… You’ve Got To Hear This One! How do pandemics start? Obviously due to morons!

http://youtu.be/SUYbGrKU_bw

CNN: THE NRA MAKING MATTERS WORSE BY KEEPING AMERICANS IGNORANT ON EBOLA. Judging by the morons running things now, what difference does it make? (Sorry Hillary, we stole your punchline).

Student’s photo of skimpy Michelle O school lunch sparks outrage. Finally! Something that makes airplane food look good!

Jackson Lee and Dems – No Reason To Ban Ebola Travelers Until We Reach An Epidemic. Let’s double-down on the stupid.

Houston mayor, city attorney: On second thought, maybe those subpoenas were a wee bit broad. Not to mention overly stupid. Too bad someone does’t start a recall campaign,

Frontier Airlines: CDC Now Says Ebola Patient May Have Had Symptoms ‘While Onboard the Flight.’ This should go down as one of the biggest FUBARs in history. The buck stops at President Obola’s desk, but he’ll blame someone else.

Governor’s debate in Florida stalls over a fan. Christ sakes Charlie, a fan? Try Beano next time.

Obama: Risk of Widespread US Ebola Outbreak ‘Very, Very Low.’ Based upon President Obola’s track record it’s probably going to be very, very bad.

CDC Demands 132 Passengers That Flew With 2nd Ebola Patient Report For Testing. It also sounds to us they’re afraid it’s gone airborne.

Obama Will Wait Until After Election to Name New Attorney General. President Chicken-Shit strikes again.

Gabby Giffords Starts Nine-State Gun Control Tour. Gabby must want to ensure that even more people are pissed off at the Democrats than there already are.