Author: CO2Insanity

She Woke Up to Sound of Her ‘Stalker’ Kicking in Her Door. He Was Left in ‘Disbelief’ at What Was Waiting for Him on the Other Side. Today’s feel-good story. If she’d listened to Nanny Bloomberg she’d most likely be dead.

Holder Says Apple’s iPhone Encryption Will Thwart Child Abuse Investigations. It’s for the children! We wonder how far up his ass he had to reach to come up with this one?

CDC confirms first Ebola case diagnosed in US. Bingo!

Piers Morgan, Unfortunately, Has A New Job. On the bright side at least he’s still off TV.

Latest Climate Idiocy: Global Warming Created ISIS. We smoke two joints in the morning, we smoke two joints at night, we smoke two joints every day, just before we write.

REPORT: OBAMA HAS MISSED OVER HALF HIS SECOND-TERM DAILY INTEL BRIEFINGS. Way to go President AWOL. Miss over half of your daily briefings and then throw the intelligence community under the bus. Classy!

Obama: The Country Is Better Off, People Just Don’t Feel It. President Delusional.

Kid Looks Like a Genius with Matter-of-Fact Retort Why Common Core Math Problem 8 + 5 Doesn’t Add Up. We believe the correct answer is eleventy.

OBAMA BLAMES INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY FOR HIS OWN MILITARY FAILURES. Again, it’s not President Perfect’s fault. It’s never President Perfect’s fault.

Ferguson Police Officer Shot in Arm Is a Male; Shooter Still at Large. So should the police start rioting and looting?

POLICE: BEHEADING A ‘TERROR EVENT‘. Uh oh! Obama and Holder are going to be pissed now.

NOAA: 1695 Low Max Records Broken or Tied From Sept 11 to Sept 20. One record broken by 25F. If these were heat records this is all you’d hear about for the next month. Crickets.

California’s Economic Recovery That Wasn’t. Evidently Obama’s summers of recovery aren’t working here either.

Jeh Johnson: Amnesty Will Cause Terrorists to ‘Come Forward’ and Submit Background Checks. We suppose all the cartel members will do the same? This guy must be in a contest for government moron of the year, where evidently there’s no shortage of contestants.

Feds Spent $300,000 Studying How to Ride Bikes. This is something almost any child can figure out in a few minutes. You get on and pedal your ass around town. Now send us our $300,000 please. Oh, you have to watch the slideshow.

Antarctic Sea Ice On Turbo-Steroids…Mutates To A Behemoth…Sets Quantum All-Time Record High Extent! And the hits to global warming just keep on coming!

OKLAHOMA BEHEADER LINKED TO AL QAEDA LEADER AWLAKI, BOSTON BOMBER’S MOSQUE. Meanwhile, the FBI finds no terrorist connection. Perhaps they should start reading Breitbart.

“At The Masjid (Mosque)Today For Jumar 9/5/2014 & Peforming Wudu!!!”

JON KARL TO WH: HOW YOU CAN CLAIM ‘CORE AL QAEDA’ DECIMATED WHEN YOU LAUNCH MILITARY STRIKES AGAINST THEM IN SYRIA? So much for Obama’s mission accomplished.

Bloomberg Can’t Find Enough Anti-Gun Candidates to Support. It appears Nanny Bloomberg’s anti-gun campaign is shovel-ready.

OKLAHOMA WOMAN BEHEADED BY MAN WHO TRIED TO ‘CONVERT CO-WORKERS TO ISLAM.’ Of course President Obama will say that religion had nothing to do with this.

US Homeland Security moves to tackle climate change risks. Well, the EPA and the State Deparment stuck their big noses into this crap pile, so why not DHS? Next week we supposed we can add the IRS, NSA and every other two-bit alphabet agency that wants to pile on.

Man Allegedly Broke Into Trailer Home, Started Attacking Woman. Moments Later, theaActions of an 11-Year-Old Girl Had Him Fleeing the Scene.Today’s feelgood story.

According to KTUL, the children are in protective custody.

Sounds more to s like the crook needs protective custody.

Wasserman Schultz Repeats Republican Insults. At this point we’re beginning to wonder if little Debbie has some fetish about being smacked around before sex.

Rush Limbaugh: Holder May Be Resigning So Obama Can Nominate Him For Supreme Court. Now we’re going to have nightmares. Scary.

Al Sharpton Says He’s Helping The White House Pick The Next Attorney General. As Al whispers in Obama’s ear…..Psssst. Me! Me!