Federal Judge Rules Death Penalty Unconstitutional in California. You can bet they’re twerking on death row at San Quentin Prison today.

FEDS TO OPEN $50 MILLION RESORT FOR ILLEGAL CHILDREN – Complete With Tennis Courts, Sauna & Pools. Meanwhile, many U.S. citizens that Obama could give a crap about continue to live in poverty.

UPDATE: Fox News just announced that this idea has been dropped due to the negative response. This again proves cockroaches don’t like the light.

The Feds Just Seized 40 Land Rovers Imported To The U.S. Thousands of illegal aliens. No problemo! A few questionably illegal Land Rovers? No mas!

CONFIRMED: Senate Republican Leaders Paid for Attacks Against Conservatives. Instead of RINOs we should start calling them Democans.

Is this seemingly bottomless pit a sign of the apocalypse? Nope. We at IHTM have figured out what this really is. It’s where all your tax dollars go.

http://youtu.be/AEDReT0WFpk

100 Kansas GOP endorse Democrat for governor. Evidently the RINOs in Kansas like having their horns up Democrat butt.

Washington Post: GOP Has 86% Chance To Win Senate. Providing the Republican brain-trust doesn’t shoot themselves in the foot, which they seem predisposed to do.

Chinese Hackers Extending Reach to Smaller U.S. Agencies, Officials Say. THIS is who Darrel Issa should get the IRS emails from.

What TSA Did to a D.C. Resident That ‘Makes You Wonder What’s Going on With Their Training and Their Policies.’ McDonald’s rejects.

California’s Low On Water? Time to Fine the Water Resources Board Not Its Citizens. Yet another indication that California is run by morons. Meanwhile, more housing is being built and more illegal aliens (who use water amazingly) are being brought in by the thousands.

Thomaston Man Arrested After Stabbing Watermelon: Cops. Look! Watermelons are people, too!

7 Hezbollah members killed in battle with Islamists on Lebanon border. This is what is referred to as a win-win situation.

Archie to be shot dead while saving gay best friend who called for gun control. If Riverdale wasn’t run by liberals Archie could have had a concealed carry permit and blew the shooter away. Besides, who reads Archie anymore? Like 10 people?

What the Mayor of the Host City for the Next Republican National Convention Wants to Do With Guns. If the RINOs Republicans want any chance of winning the next election they should cancel Cleveland over this and make a production out of spending their money in friendly territory.

Bowe Bergdahl returning to active duty this week. What an amazingly fast brainwashing recovery! Those CIA Army brainwashers doctors are sure something!

Candidate scraps shotgun-blast ad against Congress. According to liberal thinking this man should immediately have his firearms confiscated, be arrested for making terrorist threats and sent to a psychiatric ward on a 72 hour hold for observation. But being a Democrat he gets a pass.

Holder Expresses Concern About Terrorist Bomb Makers. Oh look! Someone finally figured out American veterans aren’t the real problem here.

Play it again, Vlad! Putin delights Argentinian President with his accordion skills on visit to South American nation on eve of World Cup final. Perhaps Putin and Kerry should form a duet. Maybe they can get Jimmy Carter to play the banjo and make it a trio.

34 killed in militants’ raid on alleged brothel in Baghdad. The message they left? “This is the fate of any prostitution.” Congress better be happy these guys aren’t in Washington, DC.

Bob Beckel Fox News: ‘Chinamen’ are ‘single biggest threat to national security.’ You can bet if Bob was on MSNBC or CNN not a word would have been uttered about this. Democratic state Sen. Ted Lieu wants him to resign. Evidently this bonehead is more concerned about Beckel using the term “Chinamen” than he is about everything in the country getting hacked.

Chicago Slams Obama: ‘Worst President Ever Elected.’ In cemeteries all over Cook County, dead voters are feeling troubled that they voted for Obama.

http://youtu.be/J9ixOsjut3E

FOLLOW THE MONEY: Microsoft’s Plan To Cash In On Common Core. It appears to us that perhaps Billy doesn’t think having only $76 billion is enough.

Teachers unions turn on Obama. Uh oh! It looks like the teachers are pulling their heads out of their asses.

Feinstein: Child-trafficking law is flexible in dealing with flood of migrants. Yes, lets pass the buck and blame Bush again because he signed this law. Please note that two Democrats, Diane Feinstein and Zoe Lofgren wrote this law. Please note that Feinstein and Lofgren inserted an escape clause that can easily be used to put these illegal aliens on a plane and send them back home. Please note that Obama and all his cronies are conveniently ignoring it.

Coldest Antarctic June Ever Recorded. Oh look! Finally something unprecedented and real.