Author: CO2Insanity

Study: Feeling ugly makes you more likely to donate to the Occupy movement. Finally! An explanation about why liberals don’t like mirrors.

CNN: BLAME FAILED MENTAL HEALTH SYSTEM FOR MASS SHOOTINGS, NOT NRA. This has to be one of the signs of the apocalypse not mentioned in the Bible. That CNN finally got something right.

Spain Arrests Freed Gitmo Captive Running Jihadist Recruitment Network. It appears that the government’s Release and Recruit program is going well.

President Clinton: ‘Dead broke’ comments were ‘factually true.’ Sure Bill. Just like you did not have sex with that woman.

Greenpeace chief commutes – by plane: Executive flies 250 miles from Luxembourg to Amsterdam despite organisation’s anti-air travel campaign. Hypocrite!

New York Knicks star Raymond Felton to plead guilty to felony gun possession and escape jail after being turned in by his wife during divorce dispute. Good thing he wasn’t a non professional sports playing poor white Republican Tea Party member.

Staff sergeant who fought off 200 Taliban fighters despite being unable to WALK in deadly battle that killed nine of his comrades to be awarded Medal of Honor. This guy rocks! You want the definition of a MAN ? THIS GUY IS IT! An IHTM 21 gun salute!

‘Is it more Downton Abbey than it is America?’ Now DEMOCRATS tear into ‘imperial’ Hillary after major gaffes about her enormous wealth. Ooh! Ooh! I’m poor! I only have $50 to $100 million!

BOOK: HILLARY HAS BAD HEART. What’s really amazing is that she has a heart.

‘We did not know’: 9 times the Obama administration was blindsided. These guys really need to start reading I Hate the Media.

Cheney: Another 9-11 Coming, But ‘Far Deadlier.’ Emperor Narcissus probably can’t wait for this to happen so he can declare Martial Law and also declare himself Emperor for Life.

Schumer Concerned World Cup Fans Returning To U.S. Might Bring Back Mosquito-Borne Virus. Meanwhile this liberal moron completely ignores thousands of diseased children coming over the US-Mexico border and being sent all over the US.

Feds to fly hundreds of migrants to California. Yes illegal aliens migrants are coming to Mexifornia California. Expect a tax increase proposal from the libtards to cover this any minute.

LIB RADIO HOST THREATENS TO CALL POLICE, CLAIM ‘SHOTS FIRED’ IN HOPES OF GETTING OPEN-CARRY PROPONENTS KILLED. We sincerely hope the radio station enjoys the huge lawsuit they get if this liberal crackpot ever actually does this.

Russia Bans U.S. From International Space Station: America Strikes Back. Obamacare? Stupid. Arming Al Qaeda in Syria? Stupid. The IRS scandal? Stupid and criminal. Benghazi? Stupid and criminal. Trusting Russia with our space program? About as stupid as it gets! Someone should write a book called the Dumbing Down of the Presidency.

The IRS Had a Contract With an Email Backup Company. We can’t wait to hear how Lizard Man from the IRS misspoke.

Obama Officials Refuse To Provide Data About Flood of Illegals. That’s because it’s a flood. So they’re busy trying to link this to hurricane Katrina and George W. Bush.

NOAA says Great White Shark population on the rise in North Atlantic Ocean. But – but… Global warming! Ocean acidification! Sea temperature rise! Big oil! The Koch brothers! Republicans! The Tea Party!

Government Hiring Escorts For 65,000 Unaccompanied Illegal Alien Children. All these illegal children showing up at our border certainly was a surprise, wasn’t it?

Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Grants Itself Authority to Shut Down Any Business at Anytime. What a nice way to shut down the enemies of the state like gun stores, gun manufacturers, non-union businesses, businesses owned by the Koch brothers, etc. It’s beginning to look more like Nazi Germany every day.

After Feds Snatch Documents From Police Station, Judge Throws Out Phone Spying Case. Is the Obama administration the most transparent in history? Yes! Providing you mean transparently corrupt.

2 Texas Men Arrested on Terror Charges. Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! They weren’t Veterans!

Carney: I never told a lie. Rumor has it he’s never chopped down a cherry tree either.

Eight Thumbs Down! The Liar-in-Chief even got laughed at. Pathetic.

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Apartment Balcony Decoration Reportedly Deemed a ‘Threat to the Muslim Community’ and Ordered Down — Want to Guess What It Is? Well, evidently it doesn’t take much to scare Muslims.