Author: CO2Insanity

HOUSE GOP AMNESTY ADVOCATES UPSET TED CRUZ MAY HAVE KILLED BILL. Poor crybabay Boeher and the rest of the RINOs. Wahhhhhhhhh!

Europe Considers Wholesale Savings Confiscation, Enforced Redistribution. Time to start hiding your money in the mattress? You can bet Obama will love this redistribution idea.

‘I do the dishes every night but my private jet’s my guilty pleasure’: Bill Gates on life as a billionaire and why his wife wouldn’t mind like Samuel L Jackson playing him in a movie! We can see the movie version with Samuel L. Jackson as Bill Gates: “There’s a passage I got memorized. Microsoft 25:17. The path of the righteous Microsoft man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish Apple and the tyranny of the evil Steve Jobs. Blessed is me who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak computer nerds through the software valley of the darkness, for I am truly my nerd brother’s keeper and the finder of lost $ billions. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to hack and destroy my software. And you will know I am the Chairman of the Board when I lay my computer virus upon you.”

House votes to raise debt ceiling with no strings attached. When are they going to come out with new RINO dolls in likenesses of Boehner, Cantor, McCain, et al, that are in a permanent bent over position with pants on the ground?

Washington State Governor: I am Suspending the Death Penalty. See what Obama started? Thank the do nothing RINOs in Congress who refuse to reign in Obama. If this keeps up we’ll be back in Roman times with an Emperor and a corrupt do nothing Senate. Oh….never mind.

Ohio National Guard Training Envisions Right-Wing Terrorism.

The ONG 52nd Civil Support Team training scenario involved a plot from local school district employees to use biological weapons in order to advance their beliefs about “protecting Gun Rights and Second Amendment rights.”

Portsmouth Chief of Police Bill Raisin told NBC 3 WSAZ-TV in Huntington, West Virginia that the drill accurately represented “the reality of the world we live in,” adding that such training “helps us all be prepared.”

Sorry about that Chief. The reality is that every time they have a nutcase shooting or blowing up something they end up being libtards or Muslims.

‘Possibly he’s sucking up to her’: John Bolton blasts Gen. Petraeus’ endorsement of Hillary. It’s only February and we already have a candidate for Brown Noser of the Year!

Iraq: Militants set off own car bomb, 21 dead. We can’t think of a better way to start off the week. All we can say is keep up the good work!

The Hillary Papers. We’re relatively certain that her response to this will be something like ‘what difference does it make?’

Democrats: Obama is Toxic on the Campaign Trail. If he’s that toxic the Democrats should go along with the Republicans and impeach him. There’s certainly no shortage of impeachable offenses.

Michael Jackson Estate embroiled in major tax-cheating scandal: IRS slams executors with $702 MILLION bill. Wow! We didn’t know the Jackson’s were conservative Republican Tea Party members with accountants that use common core math.

The End of Snow?  New York Times hypes yet another warmist lie that snow is disappearing. Evidently all the snow this year was rightest snow.

Awkward: Protestors Marching Against North Carolina’s Voter ID Law Required to Bring Photo ID. Funny isn’t it? You need a photo-id for about everything you do, yet it’s a problem if you need one to vote. That’s because the Democrats want to continue their tradition of voter fraud, which is probably the only way many of them get “elected.”

Antarctic Sea Ice Extent is 27.4% above normal as of Feb 7 2014. We have to wonder if any dumbass climate scientists will make another attempt with an ice-breaker and when stuck, again claim the Antarctic sea-ice is disappearing due to climate change?

GIRL SCOUT COOKIECOTT BREAKS OUT ALL OVER. It looks like the Silent Majority is finally speaking up.

Retreat: Obama Admin May Extend Plans Canceled by Obamacare for 3 Years. Retreat? More like Democrats running for office this year and in 2016 are screaming bloody murder and want Obamacare to disappear. If the Republicans let Obama get away with making up his own laws again, which Speaker Spineless will no doubt do, they’ve lost.

Maryland University Opens Semester With Prayer for Amnesty, Increased Minimum Wage & Less Racism (Audio). What’s really amazing about this is that the ACLU or some atheist hasn’t sued already.

‘Animal house of horrors’: Investigation reveals PETA killed nearly 2,000 shelter animals in 2013 alone. PETA = People Euthanizing Tiny Animals. Remember this next time one of their twits asks for a donation.

Muslim arsonist of gay club was Obama State Dept Arab ‘cultural ambassador’… Evidently “culture” is a secret code for burning buildings down and blowing shit up.

Olympic Threat: US Warns Airlines About Toothpaste Tube Bomb. You can bet the TSA will sink their teeth into this one. To solve this immediately they should only allow bacon flavored toothpaste on board.

EPA bosses dragged feet on concerns over fraudster employee’s bonuses, documents show. Well? What difference does it make? After all, it’s not our money. It’s the taxpayers.

CALIFORNIA: OBAMACARE TURNING CANCER PATIENTS AWAY. If you like your cancer, you can keep it.

Obama Tweets Pic of Self to Celebrate 225th Anniversary of George Washington’s Election. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the fairest of them all?

Obama Says Fox News is Unfair to Him Because Reporters Ask About IRS Targeting, Benghazi. President Lightweight, by his own word, can’t hack answering the tough questions and only wants softballs lobbed at him. It’s no wonder that Putin and others laugh at him.

Obama Tweets Pic of Himself Throwing Football on Super Bowl Sunday. President Narcissus strikes again.