Author: CO2Insanity

U.S. to Expand Rules Limiting Use of Profiling by Federal Agents. Oh look! We now have more protected classes! Never you mind that Muslim with the backpack that’s ticking! Go after that old granny in her wheelchair! Go after that 3 year old! Might just be a diaper bomb! Kiss that Muslim ass Holder!

VA riles veterans with push to change disability claims process. Typical Obama administration. Let’s screw people that truely deserve benefits so we can shift that money over to the shiftless who won’t work but will vote for a dead person if they have a “D” after their name so they can continue to be blood-suckers. What a travesty.

ISRAELI DEFENSE MINISTER: KERRY IS ‘OBSESSIVE,’ ‘MESSIANIC.’ It’s bad enough having Chicago Jesus,  now we have the Massachusetts Messiah. Evidently being a Democrat means you have to have a God complex. Sorry, we’re not worshiping any false idols around here!

Taxpayers Paid Nearly $175M for Penis Pumps Between 2006 and 2011. Well this certainly sucks.

NY politician steps down after women employees claim he asked them to dress as sexy elves, took them to strip clubs and even sent oral sex video. Yet another Demoperv caught. Perhaps he should change his last name to Grabherassyszak.

Irritable bowels, Harry? When Harry was asked how he controls himself he replied – depends.

Bailing Out Health Insurers and Helping Obamacare. Evidently when they said ‘affordable’ it meant affordable for the insurance industry only. Talk about a screw job.

Karl Rove: Bridge scandal proves Christie is ‘what we want’ in a president. For some reason we get the strange impression that while Karl was watching the news conference he had an orgasm.

Blue Cross Blue Shield: If Republicans kill a bailout for insurers under ObamaCare, it’ll lead to single-payer. If I don’t get my money I’m gonna pick up my toys and go home! Waaahhhhhh!

Harvard couple who paid housekeeper $4 a week for more than 13 YEARS are spared jail. Looks to us like we might just have some Harvard educated-Democrat-Liberals that think the law applies to everyone but them and profess to tell everyone else how to live their lives.

Wisconsin Judge Quashes Subpoenas Aimed at Governor Walker Allies. Funny how a nasty political vendetta can be run by a Democrat and the MSM looks the other way, yet let one traffic jam happen to a Republican administration like Christie’s and all hell breaks loose. Thank God there’s a few sane judges on the bench.

In testing phase, new carrier plagued by problems. They sure don’t build them like they used to.

RUSH LIMBAUGH NOTICED A KEY DETAIL ABOUT CHRIS CHRISTIE’S SPEECH THAT YOU MIGHT FIND INTERESTING. Perhaps Governor Donut lives in an alternative universe? Yeah! That’s the ticket!

California Moonbats Want Global Warming “Warning Labels” On Gas Pumps Similar To Those On Cigarettes… They really need warnings around San Francisco that say “Caution Entering Insane Asylum.”

Widow of Murdered Police Officer on President Obama’s DOJ Nomination: “It’s Like Spitting on All of Our Officers.” The racial divide is turning into the grand canyon.

Christie on “Bridgegate”: I knew nothing. Have I mentioned I knew nothing? Yeah, we know, I see nothing, I hear nothing, I know nothing. Might be great as Christie’s campaign mantra.

ObamaCare sucks worse than Wal-Mart heath insurance. Wal-Mart, always the low price!

Sen. Flake slams Gates’ book: ‘Extraordinarily bad timing, and form. Well, it didn’t take the RINOs long to come out of the woodwork about Gate’s Obama/Biden/Hillary slamming book. This guy Flake, evidently lives up to his name.

Epic letter to Speaker Boehner from Allen West and 69 other conservatives & military leaders regarding Benghazi. You can bet Boehner will bring the unemployment and immigration bills to the floor. They should have asked what the hell Killery has on him.

See Dennis Rodman’s epic CNN meltdown defending Kim Jong-un. Dennis better lose or he may find himself going to the dogs.

Planned Parenthood Representative Says Christianity is “Going Down.” We believe she’ll be finding out sooner or later that she’ll be “going down” to visit someplace that’s very hot.

GOP LEADERSHIP: BENGHAZI VICTIMS’ FAMILIES ‘ABSURD AND INACCURATE’ IN SELECT COMMITTEE DEMAND. What’s absurd is the Three Rino’s Covering for Killery Clinton.

OUTRAGE! Obama Administration Is Secretly Declaring Thousands of US Veterans Incompetent – Then Taking Away Their Second Amendment Rights. The way current service members and veterans are being treated we’re astounded anyone wants to voluntarily sign up anymore.

JUDGE THROWS OUT BAN ON CHICAGO GUN SALES. Perhaps this is the guy that should replace Roberts. At least he knows what the Constitution is.

ROBERTS REFUSES TO GRANT OBAMACARE EMERGENCY STAY. No comment? My, how imperial of you, your supremeness.