Author: CO2Insanity

Sebelius hitting up health executives for help financing ObamaCare. Kathleen “Bird Legs” Sebilus is now resorting to the Mafia protection racket to get money. We think the calls were more like this: You’se guys better pony up da dough, or me and Don Obama will send 500 IRS auditors and health inspectors to you’se facility and bankrupt you’se guys. Sounds like it’s time for a RICO case.

SHOCKING HOT-MIC GUN COMMENTS FROM NEW JERSEY SENATE: ‘CONFISCATE, CONFISCATE, CONFISCATE.’ Yo Vinnie! Sounds like some members of the New Jersey Senate already had their brains confiscated.

WHITE HOUSE INSTRUCTS CABINET MEMBERS TO USE COMMENCEMENT SPEECHES TO TALK ABOUT HOW GREAT OBAMACARE IS. It’s good being a Borgacrat! We take care of you from cradle to grave! We feed you! We take care of your health! We even tell you what to think! We will assimilate you! Resistance is futile!

Republican senator and liberal columnist hint at impeachment for Obama over Benghazi ‘cover-up.’ Ladies and gentlmen! Prepare for Benghazigate!

Texas blast paramedic arrested for ‘having a bomb’ just HOURS before police launch criminal investigation into the blast that killed 14. This arrest certainly leaves a lot of possibilities to the imagination.

GERALDO RIVERA: MY SOURCES TELL ME BENGHAZI WAS ABOUT RUNNING MISSILES TO SYRIA REBELS. Now liberal Geraldo appears to be going after the Obama administration. Sounds like he smells a big rat and his name isn’t Ben.

IRS: Oh, by the way, we improperly targeted conservative and tea-party groups last year. Want to bet that Muslim groups like CAIR had zero audits? We didn’t think so.

Video: The anti-fracking indoctrination rap for middle-schoolers. Want to know what the frack is wrong with education these days? Watch, then wonder why real science about frakking isn’t taught instead of brainwashing sessions?

WATCH – The Benghazi Ad That Mitt Romney Was Too Chicken To Run, Might’ve Changed Election Outcome. They should have put an answering machine message in it: You have reached the White House, President Obama is asleep because he’s going to Vegas tomorrow. At the beep please leave a message, we’ll get back to you after the fund-raiser.

Jersey City mayor changes story behind naked porch photo, adds ‘filthy’ twist. It just figures, another day, another sex story, another Democrat.

ANONYMOUS CBS SOURCES SMEAR SHARYL ATTKISSON.

CBS News … has grown increasingly frustrated with Attkisson’s Benghazi campaign. CBS News executives see Attkisson wading dangerously close to advocacy on the issue, network sources have told POLITICO.

CBS has absolutly no room whatsoever to talk about “wading dangerously close to advocacy” when they advocate for Obama and the Democrats 24 x 7 x 365.25. Hypocrisy at its best.

By the way, the Cleveland kidnapper is a registered Democrat. Thousands of the MSM are now thinking: Damn! Why couldn’t this be a white, Christian, Republican, Tea Party member with an NRA card?

Lie Witness News – Obama Appoints Judge Judy to Supreme Court. Here’s your low information voters. This explains how Obama got elected, eh?

http://youtu.be/R-PV41c7cPc

Pelosi: Sequestration Preventing Me from Visiting Troops on Mother’s Day. We bet there’s a whole lot of happy troops in Afghanistan right now.

Brazil police: Woman survives after husband accidentally shoots her in mouth with harpoon. Man, we wouldn’t want to be this guy once she recovers. He should pray she’s never heard of Lorena Bobbit.

Hillary Clinton’s Big Benghazi Lie. This should be a new movie titled “My Big Benghazi Lie,” starring John Goodman as Hillary ‘What Difference Does it Make’ Clinton with a cameo by Jerry Lewis as Janet ‘Fat Sis’ Napolitano. Below is Goodman as Hillary at the Benghazi hearing.

Issa Says Heads of Benghazi Panel Refused to Testify. They probably figured they would have gotten very tired invoking the 5th Amendment after every question and said hell with it.

US Temperatures Have Dropped Almost 3C Over The Past Year. Al should be coming up with a new book titled “I Inconveniently Froze My Ass Off’ any day now.

Aerosmith Concert Canceled, Bieber Attacked.

Bieber skipped the song One Less Lonely Girl because the state religion of Islam frowns upon men touching women who are not their relatives.

Justin should have changed it to One Less Lonely Goat and used a goat for a prop. He would have received a standing ovation.

Michelle Obama: Chris Christie is ‘terrific.’ Well, this should be the kiss of death for Christie’s run for President as a Republican.

Putin keeps John Kerry waiting for THREE HOURS during his visit to Russia for meetings over Syria as relationship between the U.S. and Russia remains frosty. Say what you want about Putin, at least he has balls unlike some other leaders we know. In the below photo we’d guess Putin is thinking ‘where did they find this tupista?’

Fourth Benghazi witness gagged by red tape. If the Republicans pulled a stunt like this the Democrats and MSM would squeal like stuck pigs and Chris Matthews’ head would explode.

HUCKABEE ON BENGHAZI: ‘THIS PRESIDENT WILL NOT FILL OUT HIS FULL TERM‘ Perhaps Obama will be happy if this happens. Then he’ll be able to play golf seven days a week.

Video [fixed]: Late-term abortionist says “It’s like putting meat in a crock pot.” Sounds like something the SS Commandant of Auschwitz would have said.

And now, an important message from Gov. Jerry Brown about infrastructure: “S*** happens.” Jerry’s just mad because they’ll have to rename the San Francisco-Oakland Bay Bridge to the Jerry Brown Boondoggle Bridge to Nowhere.