Author: CO2Insanity

Bill Clinton: “You’re way better off with a shotgun than an assault weapon. Trust me.” We’re not certain if it’s wise to take this advise from a man who’s only handled a short-barreled single-shot all his life.

Anthony Weiner made hundreds of thousands of dollars as a consultant and started less than a MONTH after he left office over his Twitter photo scandal. Is it just us or does this have the potential to be the perfect scam? Think about it. It it really ‘consulting?’ Or is this a way to surreptitiously get ‘campaign donations?’ Just asking!

Tsarnaev family received $100G in benefits. Well, they couldn’t find any job listings for terrorists on Craigslist so what else were they supposed to do?

EXPLOSIVE REPORT CONTRADICTS THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION’S BENGHAZI STORY IN A BIG WAY. What’s shameful is lots of people appear to have lied about this travesty, what’s really shameful is we seriously doubt anyone will be prosecuted or impeached.

‘I’M GOING TO GRAB YOUR BABY, AND DON’T RESIST’: COPS BARGE INTO CALI. PARENTS’ HOME, TAKE THEIR BABY AFTER THEY SEEK 2ND MEDICAL OPINION — AND IT’S ON VIDEO. Evidently your baby is already a ward of the state. We hope the hire a nut busting lawyer and sue the eff out of Sutter, the PD and CPS.

Taliban announces spring offensive. No, this doesn’t mean they’ll cease using Irish Spring and be offensive. They already do that year round.

OFFICIALS: NO SIGN MYSTERIOUS ISLAMIST FRIEND ‘MISHA’ CONNECTED TO BOSTON BOMBINGS. Meanwhile these same officials advise they have succeeded in finding their asses with both hands.

Officials: Russia caught bomb suspect on wiretap. Two lone wolves? We wonder if that theory is being promoted to cover up some incompetence by several of those 3 letter government agencies?

Obama: Bi-Partisan Fix to Flight Delays Is Irresponsible Way to Govern …(Obama Wants More Suffering). Something Obama wants? Bi-partisan good! Something Obama doesn’t want? Bi-partisan bad. President two-face.

Video: Maryland lawmakers “not surprised” by massive prison scandal. The whole government of the State of Maryland should be declared an ongoing criminal enterprise and those that run it prosecuted by the Feds under RICO.

TOP-RANKING GOP REP. SAYS THERE ARE ‘CLEARLY MORE PERSONS OF INTEREST’ IN BOSTON BOMBING. Yeah, like perhaps the guy who gets visits from Michelle and goes to the White House frequently? The guy they conveniently want to deport in a big hurry? How about THAT guy?

PIGFORD ACROSS THE MEDIA. Looks like someone came out of the liberal fog surrounding the New York Times and found a taste of reality. We wonder if they’ve been fired already? It was reported at IHTM in 2010.

Shock and surprise: Diane Feinstein’s husband’s company lands big high-speed rail contract. This stinks so bad it makes the New York City garbage barge smell like Fabreze.

Boorish Bashir Strikes Again: Americans Prefer ‘Gonorrhea’ To Congress. Frankly, we think Bashir actually has it right for a change. He should have included aids, syphillis and herpes, too.

Outrage as five-year-olds get sex-education book on how to achieve orgasms and put on a condom in Germany. No doubt the department of re-education will be jumping all over this any day now.

Cops arrest male Walmart worker for in-store prostitution. This gives new meaning to ‘always low prices.’

Penn: Muslim Group Calls for ‘Litigation Jihad’ to Spread Sharia in US. Sorry, we already have ‘litigation jihad,’ it’s called lawyers.

Pictured: The Jamaican-born fiancé of John Boehner’s daughter – who has been arrested for possessing marijuana. I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night, I smoke two joints in the afternoon, It makes me feel all right.

Censors increasingly take aim at Google content. Well, after all, Dear Leader doesn’t want anything bad about him out there.

Saudi national in Boston bombing visited White House multiple times since 2009. Now, now, Obama was probably just trying to convert this young man to Christianity.

Military Blocks Access to Southern Baptist Website. Meanwhile, you can bet every jihad website on the net goes through their servers like shit through a goose.

Russia alerted US repeatedly about suspect, senators say. We’re beginning to think the aftermath of this should be referred to as Marathongate.

SURVEY: REPORTER WORST JOB IN AMERICA. Yes, we agree, it must suck to have to write leftist tripe day in and day out.

NOT BACKING DOWN: 8TH GRADER SUSPENDED, ARRESTED OVER HIS NRA T-SHIRT RETURNS TO SCHOOL…WEARING THE EXACT SAME SHIRT. Well I won’t back down, no I won’t back down, you could stand me up at the gates of hell Libtardland, but I won’t back down. You just earned an ITHM high five dude!

Only 4% Of Americans Consider Gun Control a Priority. Don’t tell us, tell the boneheads in Congress, the bonehead’s in the White House and the head bonehead. There’s one big thing Americans are really worried about. Money!